Ima Ryma

Ima Ryma Poems

1761. Sinkhole 7/27/2013
1762. Soccer No Sale 8/7/2014
1763. Jumping Spider 10/8/2014
1764. How Not To Play War 1/28/2015
1765. Bibliophile 2/4/2013
1766. I Sonnet You 1/23/2014
1767. Joey - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/8/2013
1768. Navajo Code Talkers 11/14/2010
1769. One Last Gift 1/8/2013
1770. Iraq In History 8/2/2014
1771. Bunch Crunch 7/9/2014
1772. Wetfree Beaver 1/21/2015
1773. Wisdom Bird 1/8/2016
1774. Penguins And Planes 8/14/2013
1775. Eviction Notice 5/16/2014
1776. The Necklace 10/25/2007
1777. Cuban Missile Crisis 2/16/2013
1778. School Spirit 1/1/2013
1779. Late Date 1/11/2008
1780. Flying Carpet Of Solomon 2/25/2015
1781. Cold Turkey Or Else 10/30/2007
1782. Selfie 1/18/2014
1783. Seal Whiskers 3/17/2015
1784. Dad's Touch 10/20/2007
1785. A Dog Of Few Words 10/18/2007
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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No Comic Relief

In the desert, a guy got lost.
For days the guy wandered around.
Some animal tracks the guy crossed.
Later a puma the guy found.
The big cat did growl at the guy.
The guy was not sure what to do.
Some comic relief might apply,
Perhaps telling a joke or two.
And so the guy did say, 'Knock, knock.'

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