Beware The Wild Things
Wild things are better left
to trample tall grasses underfoot in open savannahs.
Concrete walls and lounge chairs are optional for them.
Occasionally one will slip on a pair of trousers
or wiggle into a skirt with heavy rusching.
They've been known to sip cups of tea, pinky finger extended
while nibbling cucumber sandwiches.
Don't be fooled by such antics.