James Donovan

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  • ''Signs Your Cat Has Learned
    Your Internet Password!

    1. E-mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.'

    2. Traces of kitty litter are on your keyboard.

    3. You find you've subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

    4. Your web browser has a new home page at http: /www.feline.com/.

    5. Your mouse has teeth marks in it, and a strange aroma of tuna.

    6. Hate mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of 'CyberDog.'

    7. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

    8. You keep finding new software around your house like
    'Cat in Tax, ' and 'War Cat II.'

    9. On IRC you're known as the Iron Mouser.

    10. You find little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.''
    James Donovan
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I'm Only A Cat

I'm only a cat,
and I stay in my place...
Up there on your chair,
on your bed or your face!

I'm only a cat,
and I don't finick much...
I'm happy with cream
and anchovies and such!

I'm only a cat,
and we'll get along fine...
As long as you know
I'm not yours... you're all mine!

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