James Donovan

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  • ''Signs Your Cat Has Learned
    Your Internet Password!

    1. E-mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.'

    2. Traces of kitty litter are on your keyboard.

    3. You find you've subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

    4. Your web browser has a new home page at http: /www.feline.com/.

    5. Your mouse has teeth marks in it, and a strange aroma of tuna.

    6. Hate mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of 'CyberDog.'

    7. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

    8. You keep finding new software around your house like
    'Cat in Tax, ' and 'War Cat II.'

    9. On IRC you're known as the Iron Mouser.

    10. You find little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.''
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Best Of Friends

They say a dog is man's best friend
but what about our cats?
I know my cat would disagree
if I ever told him that.

He'd say I can do many things
a dog could never do
like meow and purr when you rub my fur
or catch a mouse for you.

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