jasmine maddock

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jasmine maddock Poems

1. Tv Is Tripe 8/11/2006
2. An Out Of Syncness 8/11/2006
3. Jack Is A Rusted Old Man 8/11/2006
4. Fly 8/11/2006
5. Traumatize 8/11/2006
6. Vendettas 8/11/2006
7. Unloved Lost Plane 8/11/2006
8. Why Do Sheep Become Jumpers For People's Torsos 8/11/2006
9. Praxis V Axis Pirouette 8/11/2006
10. Thyroid 8/11/2006
11. You Are 8/11/2006
12. Some Doctors Are Rubbish 2/24/2011
13. The Grandfather With A Complaint- To Spit And Splatt Brothers, A Fictional Company 2/24/2011
14. Domestic 2/24/2011
15. Dog Poo On The Dancefloor 2/24/2011
16. Zoooooooooooooooooooom-Moths 2/24/2011
17. Misty Moon 8/11/2006
18. Toothpick Uses 8/11/2006
19. Quite Silly But Accurate Pop Star Rhymes 2/24/2011
20. Smoking B******** Who Poison My Tubes 8/11/2006
21. Fake Tan Man 8/11/2006
22. 1 Tale About Plastic Surgery Freakery 8/11/2006
Best Poem of jasmine maddock

1 Tale About Plastic Surgery Freakery

I said you should have plastic surgery
to make you look sweet
but I wasn't planning on drastic butchery
and now your face is a squashed old seat
I said you should have plastic surgery
and turn back some time
but they grafted plastic school chairs on your face
In the colour of lime
And you looked distorted
And people sat on your face
They wouldn't sit by you on trains
you were alone as a desert plain
I told you to have plastic surgery
as your lines ran deep like trenches
and your sags hung like swollen pork
Creases no iron could smooth over
Bags ...

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Fake Tan Man

Mahogany, teak stain, gravy or oak
This man's face is a bloody joke
The colour of tea left too long in a pot
His mug is 1980's California not
from a sunbed does he burn crisp
But from a bottle of furniture wax
Fake tan products just no good
for the burnished teak tan they lack
He's tried Bisto, Oxo, marmite spread

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