Jeff Law Poems
|4.||I Am In So Deep||10/10/2009|
|5.||9.That Girl In The Corner||10/10/2009|
|9.||Flowers On Valentines||10/10/2009|
|11.||More Than Malia||10/10/2009|
|18.||End Of Contract||5/21/2007|
|22.||Thanks To My Friends||5/28/2007|
|23.||8.Weight On My Shoulder||10/10/2009|
|24.||Break Up Diary||10/10/2009|
|25.||Fishing, Joke On Love||11/30/2007|
|26.||4.36 Lines Of Eat (Funny)||5/21/2007|
|27.||2.My English Teacher Is A Monster (Kids Story)||11/2/2009|
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2.My English Teacher Is A Monster (Kids Story)
When I was just a youngster
I did believe
My English teacher was a monster
Not warm and light, not the friendly type
But a monster with fangs to chomp yah
With sharp fingertips, and all nasty bits
Who smells like a school dinner Dumpster!
I tell my parents about my teacher
'Don’t lie to me
I don’t believe
Your English teacher is going to eat yah'
“We’ve met him and he's a gentleman
Of which none of these traits did feature'
“But mum I say, I’ve got English today'
Too late, it’s time to face the creature!
A second is a minute
With sixty seconds in it
So keep an eye on the clock
Whilst the hands they slowly rock
And with their echos sounding last
You’ll wait until its quarter past
And when the chimes, they brush your ears
You’ll and wait if the cuckoo appears