Comments about Jerry Nichols
Attack Of The Metrognomes
a dark day that was in two thousand seven
or was it ten? ... maybe eleven...
we faced a threat worse than Alan Colmes
the dread attack of the metrognomes
spilling out of the alleys and into the streets
combat sneakers on little gnome feets
they came out in droves, also in hoardes
with sharp pointy things they had stapled to boards
New York City, you must bar your doors!
heat all your knobs, grease all your floors!
bolt your windows, secure your homes!
here they come, the metrognomes!
one by one would they take over blocks