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Your Sister Looks Nothing Like An Angel
Your sister looks nothing like an angel;
Her body is far from that of models;
If she is pretty then I want to strangle;
She is wild like the drink full throttle.
Her face is far more uglier than rats;
That’s why she wears a bag over her head;
Her eyes look like they have been poked by cats;
No reason for her to get out of bed.
Thy voice is hoarse just like screaming chimps;
Her height is far more shorter than midgets;
That height is giving her problems like limps;
No man ever gives her their home digits.
Who could ever love a girl like that girl, ...