Jim Schooley

Rookie - 22 Points [The Repurposed Male]

God's Phone Number

Recently I asked myself, 'what if I could call up God and talk to him on the phone? '

So what if God had a phone number, would you be disappointed if it was a land line? Would you get up an entire list of grievances, in case he decided to block your calls in the future?

I had been in a particularly crummy funk and had a bone to pick on my recent bad luck. None of this was my fault, there was only one explanation to me, God had been messing with my life, and I thought he needed to hear wh

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