JJ Evendon

Bronze Star - 2,186 Points (31 May 1949)

Sink Monster

I am a hole in a sink.
I don’t care what people think.
Flushed with success and full of pride,
I swallow everything inside.
Hair, nail cuttings, toothpaste, spit and dirt too,
It may sound awful to some of you.
But then again I thank the person above it’s not worst,
I could be something you sit on when you’re about to burst.
I’m not a loo and therefore cannot complain.

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