Biography of Joe Rosochacki
Although I am a musician, (BM in guitar performance & MA in Music Theory-literature, Eastern Michigan University) guitarist-composer- teacher, I often dabbled with lyrics and continued with my observations that I had written before in the mid-eighties My Observations are mostly prose with poetic lilt. Observations include historical facts, conjecture, objective and subjective views and things that perplex me in life. The Observations that I write are more or less Op. Ed. in format.
Although I grew up in Hamtramck, Michigan in the US my current residence is now in Cumby, Texas and I am happily married to my wife, Judy.
I invite to listen to my guitar works
Joe Rosochacki's Works:
Baby Boomer's Birthright (two poems)
(an anthology of poems written by people who were born between 1946-64)
Joe Rosochacki Poems
A Dead Hand
You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, Know when to walk away and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin at the table. There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.
A Penny For Your Thoughts
Abraham, you are about to undergo a "tail lift", You replaced the Indian penny in 1909, And for your centennial, your tail is going to have a contemporary design,
A Do-Over Again?
I wrote awhile back about the Michigan and Florida Democratic Do-Over, Because they violated the Democratic Party’s rules, Now Barack Obama is the 44th President as of January 20th was that for sure? In the hustle and bustle amongst all the bling and jewels,
Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot T...
Been to Taco Bell or Taco Bueno lately for Super Bean Burrito? Been lactose intolerant lately? You forgot your Beano? Do have the urge to pass a gaseous nebula from your (inner) space?
A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffith...
I listened to the ‘final lecture’ by Randy Pausch, Like so many others, I personally met Eric Griffiths in the Waverly Hotel, Bonnyrigg, Scotland,
It’s My Party (A Parody Dedicated To Par...
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to, cry if I want to You would cry too if it happened to you
A New Low For Air Transport
I know the economy is bad all over, But this has to take the cake, Jet 2 is a no frills, Airline would take the basic humanistic approach but they have thrills,
Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A...
John Henry (Tripp) Isenhour III is a real jerk, He was at the Grand Cypress Golf course, Where he had been taping a television when there was a sound, Not a “Fore”,
A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh...
It’s sad about murders that go unsolved because they are considered suicides. Deborah Jeane Palfrey had committed ‘suicide’ for being the DC Madam. Marilyn Monroe committed ‘suicide’ be she was depressed. But let us look below the surface of the water for the rip tides.
A Great Greek Tragedy
Kim Sjostrom I have not met you, perhaps I’ll some day meet your husband. Teddy Efkarpides, your husband not even a day, You became faint and died in his arms when you danced your first dance together, As husband and wife,
A Record Breaking No Deal
Charles Ray Fuller had a check his girlfriend’s mother gave him, So he said, To start a record company, (a record company? I thought LP’s were gone 20 years ago.) Anyway, so he said.
A Stand-Up Priest
The good padre David Ajemia, not from San Diego, But from Boston, struck out with Conan O’Brian, The padre is a priest obsessed with the Conan’s late night show David was a stalker, who felt Conan was his Goliath,
A Peasant Girl Who Left Poland
she was a young girl, named Louise, leaving her whole her family and many a friend and boarded a boat in Holland for New York a new country, a new life for this 15-year old girl from Poland
Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show ...
Miss Panama, Giosue Cozzarelli, finally outdid Caitlin Upton, Miss Panama tried to explain her way out, -not knowing who Confucious was, Giosue did not know his philosophy, where upon,
Screwed To Death
Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the