Joe Rosochacki


Joe Rosochacki Poems

361. Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 5/9/2009
362. I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 5/12/2009
363. It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 5/15/2009
364. Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 5/3/2009
365. It's Another Big Mac Attack! 1/18/2010
366. For Your Penance; Drink 4 Patrons,5 Bloody Marys And 5 Shots Of Spiritus 7/26/2010
367. From Russia With Love Or Anna Chapman And Her Alleged No Goodniks 7/2/2010
368. Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 5/16/2009
369. Kaboom! 6/28/2009
370. Katy Perry Says 'Tickle Me Elmo' Or Tell Me How To Get To Sext-A-Me-Street 9/28/2010
371. You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 5/2/2009
372. Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 5/2/2009
373. Ivory Snow Soap 4/30/2009
374. Jenny Jones A Jonesin’ 5/15/2009
375. Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 5/11/2009
376. This Kimchi Is Out Of This World 5/11/2009
377. White People 5/11/2009
378. Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 7/10/2009
379. Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 8/11/2009
380. Haiti 1/14/2010
381. Episode Vi: Masterminds Need Not Apply 11/17/2009
382. Episode V: The Return Of Masterminds Need Not Apply 10/21/2009
383. Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 5/5/2009
384. I Don’t Recall 5/7/2009
385. Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 5/8/2009
386. Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 5/11/2009
387. Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 5/9/2009
388. Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 5/6/2009
389. Hey There Barbie Girl! 8/24/2009
390. Episode 4: Masterminds Need Not Apply (When Will It Ever End?) 9/20/2009
391. Boeing, Boeing Gone 5/12/2009
392. Driven To Distraction 5/12/2009
393. I’ll Have A Sub Way 5/15/2009
394. How The East Was Won 5/16/2009
395. Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 5/15/2009
396. I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 5/9/2009
397. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 5/11/2009
398. Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 5/5/2009
399. Evil Incarnate 5/9/2009
400. Himiko 5/5/2009

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A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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