Joe Rosochacki


Joe Rosochacki Poems

441. All Hallows Evening 5/9/2009
442. Bee-Atch Is Back 5/8/2009
443. Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 5/9/2009
444. Acid Reflux Anyone 5/9/2009
445. O(H) ’, O(H) ’ 5/11/2009
446. Missiles, Satellites, And Hydrazine, Oh Spy 5/11/2009
447. Money Aka Robbing Hillary To Pay Hillary-What? 5/12/2009
448. Tombstone Territory 5/12/2009
449. Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not 5/12/2009
450. Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 5/14/2009
451. Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 5/14/2009
452. Oh Oh Rios! 5/15/2009
453. Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 5/15/2009
454. Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 5/15/2009
455. Needles And Pins 5/14/2009
456. Movin’ On Up To The East Side 5/14/2009
457. One “change” For Drug Names 5/4/2009
458. Martians Have To Have Beano 5/5/2009
459. Message In A Bottle 5/2/2009
460. Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 5/2/2009
461. Morton 5/2/2009
462. Ode To Tmz 5/1/2009
463. Bearly A Cereal Killer 5/6/2009
464. Are You Experienced? 5/5/2009
465. Nature In Hd 5/5/2009
466. Mary Ann Is Lost 5/5/2009
467. America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 5/8/2009
468. Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 5/7/2009
469. Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 5/7/2009
470. Made In China 5/7/2009
471. Dumb And Dumber (And The Dumbest) 5/3/2009
472. I Left My Fart In San Francisco 5/15/2009
473. Mousetrap Anyone? 5/11/2009
474. Morgellons 5/2/2009
475. Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 5/8/2009
476. Black Friday Ii 5/6/2009
477. Michelle 5/8/2011
478. Oh-Oh “ojo” 8/4/2009
479. It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 5/15/2009
480. Bat Masterson 12/13/2009

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A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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