Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

481. Masterminds Need Not Apply Episode Viii (Here We Go Again!) 7/28/2010
482. Checkmate! 2/13/2011
483. My Brother In Poetry, Eyan Desir. 11/7/2009
484. Horny High School Musical I Or An Adolescent Male's Disneyland In Brooklyn 12/12/2009
485. How I'D Love To Be An Oscar Mayer Weiner.. 6/3/2011
486. Hugs Not Slugs 5/16/2009
487. Estv (Elementary School Transvestism) 5/10/2009
488. His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 5/4/2009
489. Joanie Laurer, Steroids, Alcohol, And Hermaphrodites, Oh My! 5/1/2010
490. Mom 5/8/2011
491. Black Friday 5/6/2009
492. Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 5/8/2009
493. Never Neverland 5/14/2009
494. Homo Erectus 5/16/2009
495. Christ Almighty! 5/9/2009
496. Christmas 2007 5/6/2009
497. Masterminds Need Not Apply Episode Ix 9/3/2010
498. C'Mon Baby Light My Fire 11/12/2009
499. Chili Con Carne Anyone? 5/17/2009
500. Escargot In, (Rather On) Your Face! 12/20/2009
501. Curb Your (Jewish-American Related) Enthusiasm 11/5/2009
502. Copernicus 5/26/2010
503. Csi: Nassau, Um- Make That Nasa 7/17/2010
504. Confucias Say: 'Only Giving Birth To Baby Boys Cause No Births At All 18 Years In The Future' 1/12/2010
505. Chief Wahoo No Go 5/17/2009
506. Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 8/11/2009
507. Citation For Life? 8/16/2009
508. Cowabunga Catholic? Aka How Does An Imaginary Character Fit Into The Dogma Of The Roman Catholic Church? 10/25/2010
509. Day After D-Day 6/7/2011
510. Dead Man Standing? 5/9/2009
511. Daschle Or No Daschle 5/5/2009
512. Dateline 5/11/2009
513. Crackheads Heads Up 5/11/2009
514. Monsanto Gm Not Wear Dated Ultron-Z 2/25/2010
515. Hair 5/16/2009
516. I’ll Take A Super-Size 5/15/2009
517. Million Dollar Candy Bar 5/14/2009
518. Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 7/7/2009
519. Isn'T It Titillating? 6/10/2010
520. Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 5/5/2009

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A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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