Joe Rosochacki


Joe Rosochacki Poems

41. Let Me Assist You To Get Out The Seat 5/9/2009
42. Killing Private Ronald Gray 5/9/2009
43. Victor Victoria God Willing! Can I Have An Amen? 5/9/2009
44. Vatican, We’ve Got A Problem 5/9/2009
45. Vatican Lists New Sins 5/9/2009
46. The Full Manatee Monty 5/10/2009
47. The Fickle Finger Of Fate Goes To Dick Martin 5/10/2009
48. Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 5/10/2009
49. Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 5/10/2009
50. Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 5/11/2009
51. Love Has No Bounds 5/11/2009
52. Under The Boardwalk, Aka I Mean The I-95 Overpass In Florida 5/12/2009
53. That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 5/12/2009
54. Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 5/12/2009
55. Lil’ Rubber Ducky In My Tub 5/12/2009
56. You Don’t Know Jack 5/13/2009
57. What A Shocker! 5/13/2009
58. Waste Not Want Not 5/13/2009
59. Was It That Time Of The Month 5/13/2009
60. Upton's Response, An American Public Education Reminder 5/14/2009
61. Twenty Mule Team Borat 5/14/2009
62. Torre What’s The Story? 5/14/2009
63. The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 5/14/2009
64. The Dating/ Mating Game 5/14/2009
65. Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 5/14/2009
66. Skating Away 5/14/2009
67. Shepherds Flock Around Reality 5/14/2009
68. Sesame Street Gone To Da Hood 5/14/2009
69. Santa The Knife 5/14/2009
70. S & M And B & D 5/14/2009
71. Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke Of Earl 5/14/2009
72. Rocky Raccoon-Ish 5/14/2009
73. Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 5/14/2009
74. Rats Got My Kid 5/14/2009
75. Presidential Race-Mania Match No.1 5/14/2009
76. Please Don’t Squeeze 5/14/2009
77. Pin-Up Gals 5/14/2009
78. Peterson, Jazz Piano At It’s Finest 5/14/2009
79. The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 5/14/2009
80. Open Wide 5/14/2009
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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You'Re Deep Cow Urine

“Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? ”
Do you do Mountain Dew? That was what they asked people in India, before a group of investors spoke about the bovine brew. Oh my gosh,

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