Joe Rosochacki Poems
|561.||A Peasant Girl Who Left Poland||4/1/2011|
|562.||A Record Breaking No Deal||5/6/2009|
|563.||It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World||5/3/2009|
|564.||A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My!||5/7/2009|
|565.||A Great Greek Tragedy||5/12/2009|
|566.||Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro||5/11/2009|
|567.||A New Low For Air Transport||5/4/2009|
|568.||It’s My Party (A Parody Dedicated To Paris Hilton)||5/12/2009|
|569.||A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze||9/15/2009|
|570.||A Do-Over Again?||5/8/2009|
|571.||A Penny For Your Thoughts||5/5/2009|
|572.||Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry)||5/11/2009|
|573.||A Dead Hand||5/6/2009|
A Dead Hand
You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.
David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...
Screwed To Death
Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the