Joe Rosochacki Poems

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31.
Ode To Four Green Fields, Rip, In Royal Oak, Michigan

Four Green Fields has closed
That is why I write this ode
For year Joe Borkowski and I
We entertained many a gal and many a guy
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32.
I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep

When you close your eyes, And go to sleep
And it's down to the sound, Of a heartbeat
I can hear the things, That you're dreamin' about
When you open up your heart, And the truth comes out..(The Romantics)
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33.
It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe)

Rubik’s Cube, earth shoes, ant farms, they are all the same,
In one year out the next, public favor for a moment of time,
Only to suspended in Wall Street Journal’s stock limbo,
Projecting the stock’s decline.
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You know Ken Copeland, Ben Hinn, and Joyce Meyer,
Paula White, Eddie Long, and Creflo Dollar,

But do you recall the most tele-evangelist of all,
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35.
It Depends

Frank Keys, Jr. is not a toddler.
Frank Keys, Jr. is not an astronaut involved with a love triangle.
(see observation Lust in Space)
But Frank wore a diaper,
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36.
Imagine

Imagine there's no lawyers Yoko Ono objected to Ben Stein’s movie “Expelled”,
It's easy if you try She claimed copyright infringement,
No courts below us She’s been irritated by the internet saying that she
sold out.
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37.
It Was Mayhem In Jerusalem

Howard Cosell, boy, did he miss the find to begin all fights,
You heard of the Thrilla’ in Manila and Rumble in the Jungle,
But have you heard of the Mayhem in Jerusalem?
In the right corner wearing a pink and red robe was they Armenian Monk,
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38.
I'D Like To Humpyou

Mazayin Dhafra Camel Festival in Abu Dhabi is where the festivities began,
On April 2, to last 11 days,
Not a Victoria’s Secret or Miss Universe pageant,
The camels were paraded from many countries to celebrate the culture of the Bedouin.
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39.
It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing

I can hear the soft breathing, Of the girl that I love,
As she lies here beside me, Asleep with the night,
And her hair, in a fine mist, Floats on my pillow,
Reflecting the glow, Of the winter moonlight.
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40.
In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And When we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all our beer
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