Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

201. The Day The Circus Left Town 5/14/2009
202. Pot Luck Lunch 5/12/2009
203. The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 5/12/2009
204. The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 5/7/2009
205. Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 5/6/2009
206. Swaggert, Bakker, And Haggard Oh My! 5/5/2009
207. You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man 5/5/2009
208. One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 5/1/2009
209. Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 5/3/2009
210. Oscar, Bert And Ernie 5/14/2009
211. The Fox And The Hound 5/14/2009
212. George Stinney Jr. 12/19/2014
213. The Church Of What? ! 1/30/2010
214. The (Somalian) Pirates Of The Oblivion 11/18/2009
215. Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon On The Roof 8/27/2009
216. Promiseland Television Network Or (Mike) Simons Says 'Buy This Over Rated Anti-Oxidant Juice For $40.00 A Bottle! ' 2/27/2010
217. Karma 3/19/2015
218. Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 5/9/2009
219. Trinidad 5/2/2009
220. Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 5/3/2009
221. Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 5/9/2009
222. Pawn Shop 5/14/2009
223. Lookin' For Love (In All The Wrong Place(S)) 1/4/2010
224. Sextants, Compasses, Maps, And Gpses, Oh My! 12/31/2009
225. The Murder Of The Orient Express 1/1/2010
226. The Taxman Cometh 5/22/2009
227. Lenny Bruce(45) , John Belushi (33) , Chris Farley (33) , Mitch Hedburg (37) And Greg Giraldo (44) , Oh My! Or The Last Comic Dying 10/26/2010
228. Area 51 8/17/2013
229. Am I Nuts Or What? 10/20/2011
230. 'I’m Not A Monster And Predator“ 8/2/2013
231. Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 6/18/2009
232. Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 5/2/2009
233. Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 5/14/2009
234. Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 5/4/2009
235. See Ya’ Later Alligator 5/14/2009
236. Wrong Place, Wrong Time 5/13/2009
237. Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo 5/3/2009
238. You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 5/2/2009
239. You'Re Sixteen You'Re Beautiful And You'Re....All Of Ours? 6/8/2011
240. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 7/17/2010

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A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Ivory Snow Soap

Marilyn Chambers, the fair maiden who donned the box cover of Ivory Snow,
The soap was 99 44/100% pure”.
Her movies that she made weren’t that for sure.
She graced the cover on the box holding her commercial kid,
Later she discard her clothes, make pornographic movies and lo
And behold
She made more,
And from the grace that was almost pure,

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