Joe Rosochacki


Joe Rosochacki Poems

241. Gm’s Poletown Plant 5/6/2009
242. Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 5/6/2009
243. Helplessly Homeless 5/16/2009
244. Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 5/16/2009
245. Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 5/11/2009
246. Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 5/11/2009
247. Happy Birthday Hubble 4/24/2010
248. Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? 11/27/2009
249. Hanson Windows On 9-11-01 9/11/2009
250. Hello Norma Jean 6/1/2009
251. Go Greyhound 5/16/2009
252. Hail Mary Full Of Whaaaat? 8/29/2009
253. Go Green, Soylent Green 5/11/2009
254. Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 5/11/2009
255. Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 5/10/2009
256. Who Da Baby Daddy? 5/9/2009
257. What’s Wrong With This Picture? 5/9/2009
258. Bp 5/9/2009
259. Boot Camp Or Death Camp 5/9/2009
260. Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 5/11/2009
261. Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 5/11/2009
262. Time Machine Food 5/11/2009
263. Those Damn New England Patriots! Dedicated To Pastor Rick Flynn 5/12/2009
264. The Wizard Of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We Are In Kansas Anymore 5/12/2009
265. Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 5/11/2009
266. Just Walk Away Renee 5/12/2009
267. Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 5/15/2009
268. Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 5/12/2009
269. Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 5/12/2009
270. Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 5/14/2009
271. Timothy Are A De-De-De 5/14/2009
272. Tightends Anyone? 5/14/2009
273. Whips And Chains 5/13/2009
274. What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 5/13/2009
275. Who Needs Dino Anyway? 5/6/2009
276. Judas Iscariot Relived 5/5/2009
277. Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 5/6/2009
278. Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 5/6/2009
279. God Rest You, Megan 5/6/2009
280. Checkmate Bobby Fischer 5/6/2009
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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