Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

281. Kamikazi Krazy Karaoke 5/9/2009
282. What’s Up With The Do-Over 5/8/2009
283. What’s The Point Of B & S? 5/8/2009
284. It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 5/7/2009
285. Ford Has A Better Idea 5/7/2009
286. Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 5/7/2009
287. Blackwater 5/7/2009
288. Tko Or Was It A Draw 5/7/2009
289. Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 5/6/2009
290. Who’s Stallin’ Now? 5/7/2009
291. Who Got E.D., Rats? 5/2/2009
292. Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 5/2/2009
293. Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 5/2/2009
294. Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 5/2/2009
295. Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 5/3/2009
296. Fix It Again, Walter? 5/3/2009
297. It's Not The Economy Stupid! 5/3/2009
298. Jungle Juice In Our Tap Water 5/2/2009
299. Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 5/2/2009
300. Feel Like A Natural Woman? 5/4/2009
301. Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 5/4/2009
302. Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 5/4/2009
303. Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 5/5/2009
304. Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 9/1/2009
305. Blue On Blue 7/28/2009
306. First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And Now Escobarland? 7/26/2009
307. Abercrombie & Fitch 6/27/2009
308. Generally Butt Naked 5/16/2009
309. Gecko.Com 5/16/2009
310. For The Towels Toils 5/17/2009
311. Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 5/17/2009
312. Good Friday 1988 5/16/2009
313. What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 5/20/2009
314. The Wall Of Sound Came Tumbling Down 5/30/2009
315. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 5/23/2009
316. Kill Bill Twice This Is Mental! 6/5/2009
317. Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 6/5/2009
318. French Fries At The Louvre? 10/8/2009
319. Born With A Silver Spoon In Her Mouth? 10/31/2009
320. Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care Episode 2 Or 'The More Things Change They Remain The Same'. 'Back To The Future'? 'Deja-Vu, What's New'? 12/14/2009

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A Dead Hand

You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.

David Reese too young to fold,
David Reese a popular jack of all trades when it came to poker,
The bluffing,
the betting,
the skill that he played poker,
- was his ace of his sleeve.
He played poker without deuces wild,
not needing Jokers.
To bad his lungs were not flushed out for him to breathe,
Was is the casino smoke? ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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