Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 11, 2009 Thursday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 4
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 10
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3 “nuts” 1
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 5
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5 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 7
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6 A Dead Hand 4
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7 A Do-Over Again? 1
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8 A Guiding Light Is No More 5
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9 A New Low For Air Transport 3
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10 A Penny For Your Thoughts 3
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11 A Stand-Up Priest 2
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12 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 4
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13 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 3
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14 Acid Reflux Anyone 3
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15 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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16 All Hallows Evening 2
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17 America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 1
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18 Are You Experienced? 4
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19 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 1
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20 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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21 Bee-Atch Is Back 1
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22 Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 4
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23 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 1
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24 Black Friday 2
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25 Black Friday Ii 2
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26 Blackwater 1
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27 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 2
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28 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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29 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 2
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30 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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31 Cheetah Gone Ape? 3
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32 Christ Almighty! 2
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33 Conocophilips 2
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34 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 1
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35 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 2
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36 Daschle Or No Daschle 2
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37 Dead Man Standing? 1
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38 Debit Cards Only 1
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39 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 3
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40 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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41 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 2
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42 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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43 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 5
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44 Evil Incarnate 1
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45 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 2
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46 Fix It Again, Walter? 3
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47 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 10
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48 For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 2
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49 Ford Has A Better Idea 1
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50 Gm’s Poletown Plant 3
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51 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 2
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52 God Rest You, Megan 2
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53 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 2
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54 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 3
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55 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 7
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56 Himiko 1
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57 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 4
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58 I Don’t Recall 3
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59 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 3
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60 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 4
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61 I'D Like To Humpyou 4
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62 I'Ll Keep An Eye For You 1
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63 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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64 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 2
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65 Is That A Full House Or A Royal Flush? 1
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66 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 2
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67 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 2
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68 It’s Mccain Versus Obama Time! 2
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69 It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 3
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70 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 7
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71 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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72 It's Not The Economy Stupid! 4
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73 Ivory Snow Soap 5
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74 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 2
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75 Judas Iscariot Relived 1
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76 Jungle Juice In Our Tap Water 2
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77 Killing Private Ronald Gray 2
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78 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 4
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79 Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 3
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80 Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 1
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81 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 9
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82 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 2
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83 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 9
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84 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 3
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85 Made In China 2
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86 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 2
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87 Martians Have To Have Beano 4
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88 Mary Ann Is Lost 3
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89 Morgellons 2
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90 Morton 2
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91 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 4
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92 Obama Knows Wright From Wrong 1
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93 Ode To The Bird 5
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94 Ode To Tmz 5
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95 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 1
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96 One “change” For Drug Names 1
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97 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 5
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98 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 1
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99 Oy Vay Maria 8
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100 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 3
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101 Peterson 2
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102 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 3
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103 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 2
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104 Price For Freedom 2
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105 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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106 Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 2
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107 Red Lobster Tonight 1
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108 Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 1
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109 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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110 Screwed To Death 2
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111 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 6
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112 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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113 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 4
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114 Soy Says You 2
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115 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 5
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116 Swaggert, Bakker, And Haggard Oh My! 1
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117 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 1
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118 The Euology Of Viewmaster 3
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119 The Stepford Wives Geisha Style 1
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120 The Top 2
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121 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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122 The Usa Made In China 3
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123 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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124 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 5
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125 Tsa Is Abreast Of Things 1
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126 Two Fortnights Before D-Day (An Observation For American History Upon The Election Of Senator Barack Obama) 2
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127 Vatican Lists New Sins 3
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128 Vatican, We’ve Got A Problem 1
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129 Victor Victoria God Willing! Can I Have An Amen? 1
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130 Virginia Is No Place For Virgins 1
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131 Walmart, We Are Rolling Back Prices (In Healthcare) 1
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132 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 2
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133 What’s It All About Alfie? 1
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134 What’s Up With The Do-Over 1
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135 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 3
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136 What's Up Down There? 4
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137 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 2
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138 What's Wrong With Wright (An Observation On What Is And What Is Not) 1
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139 Who Da Baby Daddy? 3
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140 Who Got E.D., Rats? 1
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141 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 9
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142 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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143 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 3
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144 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 4
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145 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 2
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146 Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo 2
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147 You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man 4
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148 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 4
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149 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 2
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150 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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