Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 12, 2009 Saturday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 4
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 5
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3 “nuts” 1
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4 A Dead Hand 3
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5 A Do-Over Again? 1
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6 A Guiding Light Is No More 4
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7 A New Low For Air Transport 3
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8 A Penny For Your Thoughts 3
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9 A Royal Flush! 2
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10 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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11 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 2
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12 America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 4
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13 Are You Experienced? 1
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14 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 2
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15 Bearly A Cereal Killer 2
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16 Bee-Atch Is Back 1
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17 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 2
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18 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 1
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19 Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 1
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20 Black Friday Ii 1
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21 Blackwater 1
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22 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 1
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23 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 2
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24 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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25 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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26 Cheetah Gone Ape? 1
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27 Christmas 2007 1
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28 Conocophilips 1
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29 Crackheads Heads Up 1
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30 Daschle Or No Daschle 1
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31 Dateline 1
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32 Debit Cards Only 1
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33 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 6
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34 Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 5
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35 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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36 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 2
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37 Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 1
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38 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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39 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 1
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40 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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41 For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 1
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42 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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43 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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44 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 1
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45 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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46 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 2
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47 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 1
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48 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 4
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49 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 2
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50 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 13
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51 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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52 Himiko 1
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53 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 2
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54 I Don’t Recall 2
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55 Imagine 2
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56 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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57 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 2
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58 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 2
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59 It Depends 1
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60 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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61 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 1
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62 It’s A Violation Of Penal Code 2
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63 It’s Mccain Versus Obama Time! 3
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64 It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 1
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65 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 3
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66 It's Not The Economy Stupid! 1
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67 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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68 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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69 Kevin Bacon Who? 6
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70 Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 2
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71 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 5
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72 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 3
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73 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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74 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 3
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75 Made In China 1
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76 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 1
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77 Morgellons 1
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78 Morton 1
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79 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 1
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80 Nature In Hd 1
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81 Ode To The Bird 2
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82 Ode To Tmz 5
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83 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 2
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84 Paterson Made History 2
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85 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 3
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86 Peterson 2
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87 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 1
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88 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 2
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89 Price For Freedom 1
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90 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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91 Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 1
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92 Read, Red Wine 2
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93 Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 1
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94 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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95 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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96 Soy Says You 1
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97 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 2
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98 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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99 That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 3
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100 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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101 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 1
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102 The Euology Of Viewmaster 3
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103 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 2
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104 The Top 1
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105 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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106 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 2
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107 This Kimchi Is Out Of This World 2
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108 Three Strikes And You’re……. In For Some More 2
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109 Time Machine Food 1
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110 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 3
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111 Tko Or Was It A Draw 1
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112 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 3
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113 Trinidad 1
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114 Tsa Is Abreast Of Things 2
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115 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 2
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116 Walmart, We Are Rolling Back Prices (In Healthcare) 2
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117 We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 1
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118 What’s It All About Alfie? 1
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119 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 1
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120 What's Up Down There? 1
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121 White People 1
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122 Who Da Baby Daddy? 1
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123 Who Got E.D., Rats? 1
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124 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 6
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125 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 1
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126 Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo 3
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127 You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man 1
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