Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Aug 12, 2009 Tuesday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 3
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 5
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3 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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4 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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5 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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6 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 2
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7 Abercrombie & Fitch 2
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8 Acid Reflux Anyone 1
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9 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 2
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10 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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11 Blackwater 2
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12 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 4
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13 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 2
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14 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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15 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 4
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16 Christmas 2007 1
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17 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 4
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18 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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19 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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20 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 6
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21 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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22 Don’t Cry For Me Appalachia! (Aka) Maria, I’ve Just Met A Girl Known As Maria 1
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23 Driven To Distraction 5
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24 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 1
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25 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 1
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26 First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And Now Escobarland? 4
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27 Fix It Again, Walter? 4
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28 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 3
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29 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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30 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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31 Gm’s Poletown Plant 1
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32 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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33 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 3
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34 Hair 9
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35 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 2
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36 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 1
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37 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 3
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38 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 3
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39 Hello Norma Jean 2
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40 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 2
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41 Helplessly Homeless 2
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42 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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43 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 1
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44 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 3
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45 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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46 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 1
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47 I’ll Have A Sub Way 2
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48 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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49 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 1
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50 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 1
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51 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 1
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52 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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53 Ivory Snow Soap 1
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54 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 1
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55 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 1
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56 Kaboom! 1
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57 Little Boy Lost 1
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58 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 1
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59 Lust In Space 1
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60 Made In China 1
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61 Million Dollar Candy Bar 3
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62 Morton 1
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63 Never Neverland 1
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64 Neverland Has Finally Come Home 1
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65 No Mahalo To You, Oscar Mayer 1
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66 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 1
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67 Oh Oh Rios! 2
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68 One Small Error For Nasa*, A Giant Blunder For All Of Mankind 1
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69 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 1
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70 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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71 Peterson 1
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72 S & M And B & D 1
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73 Shot On The Pot! 1
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74 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 3
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75 Skating Away 1
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76 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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77 Syntax Of Sin Tax 1
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78 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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79 The Day The Circus Left Town 1
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80 The Taxman Cometh 1
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81 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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82 Time Machine Food 1
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83 Tko Or Was It A Draw 3
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84 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 1
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85 Tsa Is Abreast Of Things 1
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86 Twenty Mule Team Borat 1
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87 Uhm-Uhm Good! 1
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88 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 1
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89 Walmart, We Are Rolling Back Prices (In Healthcare) 1
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90 We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 1
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91 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 1
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92 What About Poor Ruth? 1
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93 What's Up Down There? 1
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94 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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95 Who Gives A Hoot(Ers) 1
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96 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1
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97 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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98 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 1
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99 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 1
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100 Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo 2
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101 You Don’t Know Jack 1
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