Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 14, 2009 Thursday

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1 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 3
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2 “nuts” 2
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3 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 2
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4 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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5 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 4
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6 A Brand New Key 4
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7 A Dead Hand 3
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8 A Guiding Light Is No More 2
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9 A New Low For Air Transport 2
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10 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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11 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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12 A Royal Flush! 2
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13 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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14 Acid Reflux Anyone 3
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15 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 4
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16 America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 1
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17 Are You Experienced? 3
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18 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 1
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19 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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20 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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21 Big Bird’s Turd Or Guano For The Money, Two For The Show…. 1
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22 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 1
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23 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 2
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24 Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 1
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25 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 2
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26 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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27 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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28 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 5
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29 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 2
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30 Cheetah Gone Ape? 2
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31 Christmas 2007 1
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32 Conocophilips 2
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33 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 1
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34 Crackheads Heads Up 1
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35 Daschle Or No Daschle 2
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36 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 1
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37 Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 2
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38 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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39 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 1
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40 Dumb And Dumber (And The Dumbest) 1
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41 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 1
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42 Estv (Elementary School Transvestism) 5
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43 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 3
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44 Fix It Again, Walter? 2
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45 For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 2
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46 Ford Has A Better Idea 9
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47 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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48 Gm’s Poletown Plant 1
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49 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 2
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50 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 2
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51 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 5
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52 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 2
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53 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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54 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 1
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55 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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56 Himiko 3
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57 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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58 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 2
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59 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 1
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60 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 1
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61 It Depends 1
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62 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 1
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63 It’s A Violation Of Penal Code 2
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64 It’s Mccain Versus Obama Time! 2
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65 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 5
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66 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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67 Ivory Snow Soap 1
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68 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 1
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69 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 2
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70 Judas Iscariot Relived 1
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71 Just Walk Away Renee 1
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72 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 6
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73 Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 1
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74 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 6
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75 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 1
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76 Love Has No Bounds 1
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77 Made In China 1
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78 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 1
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79 Martians Have To Have Beano 4
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80 Mary Ann Is Lost 1
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81 Message In A Bottle 1
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82 Missiles, Satellites, And Hydrazine, Oh Spy 1
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83 Mousetrap Anyone? 2
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84 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 2
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85 O(H) ’, O(H) ’ 2
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86 Obama Knows Wright From Wrong 2
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87 Ode To The Bird 3
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88 Ode To Tmz 1
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89 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 1
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90 One “change” For Drug Names 1
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91 Oy Vay Maria 1
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92 Paterson Made History 1
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93 Peterson 1
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94 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 5
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95 Price For Freedom 2
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96 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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97 Read, Red Wine 1
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98 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 3
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99 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 4
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100 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 2
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101 Swaggert, Bakker, And Haggard Oh My! 1
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102 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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103 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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104 The Euology Of Viewmaster 2
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105 The Full Manatee Monty 5
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106 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 1
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107 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 3
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108 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 4
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109 Tko Or Was It A Draw 1
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110 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 2
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111 Trinidad 1
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112 Tsa Is Abreast Of Things 4
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113 Two Fortnights Before D-Day (An Observation For American History Upon The Election Of Senator Barack Obama) 1
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114 Vatican Lists New Sins 1
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115 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 2
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116 What’s It All About Alfie? 1
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117 What’s The Point Of B & S? 1
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118 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 3
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119 Whips And Chains 3
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120 White People 2
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121 Who Da Baby Daddy? 2
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122 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1
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123 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 1
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124 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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125 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 1
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126 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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