Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Aug 14, 2009 Friday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 4
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 4
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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4 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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5 A Do-Over Again? 1
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6 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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7 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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8 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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9 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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10 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 1
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11 Abercrombie & Fitch 3
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12 Blackwater 2
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13 Blue On Blue 1
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14 Boeing, Boeing Gone 1
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15 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 2
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16 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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17 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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18 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 2
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19 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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20 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 1
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21 Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 1
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22 Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 1
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23 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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24 Driven To Distraction 1
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25 Evil Incarnate 1
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26 First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And Now Escobarland? 1
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27 Fix It Again, Walter? 1
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28 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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29 Good Friday 1988 1
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30 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 4
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31 Hair 10
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32 Here We Go Again, Master Minds Need Not Apply Ii 4
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33 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 1
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34 How The East Was Won 1
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35 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 1
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36 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 1
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37 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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38 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 1
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39 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 2
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40 I'Ll Keep An Eye For You 1
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41 Imagine 1
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42 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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43 It's Not The Economy Stupid! 1
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44 Jenny Jones A Jonesin’ 1
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45 Judas Iscariot Relived 1
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46 Jungle Juice In Our Tap Water 2
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47 Just Walk Away Renee 1
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48 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 1
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49 Little Boy Lost 1
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50 Love Has No Bounds 1
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51 Money Aka Robbing Hillary To Pay Hillary-What? 1
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52 No Mahalo To You, Oscar Mayer 2
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53 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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54 O(H) ’, O(H) ’ 1
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55 Ode To Tmz 1
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56 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 1
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57 One Small Error For Nasa*, A Giant Blunder For All Of Mankind 2
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58 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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59 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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60 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 3
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61 Peterson, Jazz Piano At It’s Finest 1
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62 'Roger That'! 1
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63 Shot On The Pot! 1
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64 Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 3
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65 Soap Box Hill 1
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66 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 1
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67 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 2
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68 Syntax Of Sin Tax 1
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69 That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 1
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70 The Blunderful World Of Disney! 1
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71 The Euology Of Viewmaster 1
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72 The Fox And The Hound 1
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73 The Lyin’ King Or There Goes The Judge, There Goes The Judge 1
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74 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 5
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75 The Stepford Wives Geisha Style 1
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76 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 1
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77 Upton's Response, An American Public Education Reminder 1
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78 Wassup Wassau 4
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79 What Did Dela Wear? 3
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80 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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81 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 1
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82 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 1
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83 You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man 1
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84 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 1
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