Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 15, 2009 Friday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 5
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 5
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3 “nuts” 2
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 2
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5 31 Flavors Plus One 2
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6 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 3
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7 A Brand New Key 3
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8 A Dead Hand 2
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9 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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10 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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11 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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12 A Penny For Your Thoughts 4
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13 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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14 A Royal Flush! 4
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15 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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16 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 3
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17 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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18 All Hallows Evening 1
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19 America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 3
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20 Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not 3
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21 Are You Experienced? 2
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22 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 2
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23 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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24 Bearly A Cereal Killer 4
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25 Big Bird’s Turd Or Guano For The Money, Two For The Show…. 4
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26 Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 1
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27 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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28 Black Friday 2
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29 Black Friday Ii 2
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30 Blackwater 2
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31 Boeing, Boeing Gone 2
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32 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 4
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33 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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34 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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35 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 2
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36 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 1
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37 Cheetah Gone Ape? 1
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38 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 6
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39 Conocophilips 1
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40 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 2
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41 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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42 Daschle Or No Daschle 2
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43 Debit Cards Only 1
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44 Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 1
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45 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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46 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 3
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47 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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48 Driven To Distraction 1
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49 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 1
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50 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 1
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51 Estv (Elementary School Transvestism) 1
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52 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 4
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53 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 2
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54 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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55 Fix It Again, Walter? 1
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56 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 1
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57 For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 1
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58 Ford Has A Better Idea 2
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59 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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60 Give Him Head And Shoulders 7
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61 Gm’s Poletown Plant 2
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62 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 3
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63 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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64 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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65 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 1
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66 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 3
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67 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 3
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68 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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69 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 2
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70 Himiko 1
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71 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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72 I Don’t Recall 2
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73 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 2
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74 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 3
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75 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 2
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76 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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77 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 1
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78 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 2
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79 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 3
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80 It’s My Party (A Parody Dedicated To Paris Hilton) 2
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81 It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 1
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82 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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83 It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel Called The Ocean (From 200 Yards) 1
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84 It's Not The Economy Stupid! 2
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85 Ivory Snow Soap 6
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86 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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87 Just Walk Away Renee 1
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88 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 15
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89 Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 1
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90 Lil’ Rubber Ducky In My Tub 4
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91 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 3
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92 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 5
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93 Love Has No Bounds 2
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94 Lust In Space 1
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95 Made In China 1
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96 Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 3
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97 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 3
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98 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 4
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99 Message In A Bottle 1
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100 Million Dollar Candy Bar 9
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101 Money Aka Robbing Hillary To Pay Hillary-What? 1
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102 Morgellons 2
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103 Mousetrap Anyone? 1
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104 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 5
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105 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 1
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106 Nature In Hd 1
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107 Needles And Pins 2
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108 Never Neverland 1
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109 O(H) ’, O(H) ’ 1
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110 Obama Knows Wright From Wrong 1
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111 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 1
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112 One “change” For Drug Names 1
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113 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 4
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114 Open Wide 2
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115 Oscar, Bert And Ernie 1
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116 Oy Vay Maria 1
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117 Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 1
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118 Pawn Shop 1
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119 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 2
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120 Peterson 2
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121 Pin-Up Gals 2
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122 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 3
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123 Presidential Race-Mania Match No.1 3
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124 Price For Freedom 2
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125 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 2
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126 Rats Got My Kid 1
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127 Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 1
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128 Read, Red Wine 3
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129 Red Lobster Tonight 6
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130 Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 1
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131 Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 2
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132 Rocky Raccoon-Ish 1
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133 Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke Of Earl 5
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134 S & M And B & D 2
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135 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 2
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136 Santa The Knife 1
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137 Screwed To Death 1
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138 See Ya’ Later Alligator 5
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139 Sesame Street Gone To Da Hood 1
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140 Shepherds Flock Around Reality 2
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141 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 1
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142 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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143 Skating Away 2
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144 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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145 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 3
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146 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 2
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147 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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148 That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 2
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149 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 2
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150 The Day The Circus Left Town 1
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151 The Dh Grandama Obama 1
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152 The Fox And The Hound 1
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153 The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 1
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154 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 4
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155 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 2
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156 The Stepford Wives Geisha Style 1
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157 The Usa Made In China 2
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158 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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159 This Kimchi Is Out Of This World 1
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160 Thong, Thong Blue 2
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161 Those Damn New England Patriots! Dedicated To Pastor Rick Flynn 1
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162 Tightends Anyone? 2
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163 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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164 Time Machine Food 1
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165 Timothy Are A De-De-De 4
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166 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 1
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167 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 2
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168 Tombstone Territory 1
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169 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 4
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170 Torre What’s The Story? 3
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171 Trinidad 2
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172 Twenty Mule Team Borat 1
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173 Two Fortnights Before D-Day (An Observation For American History Upon The Election Of Senator Barack Obama) 3
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174 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 1
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175 Upton's Response, An American Public Education Reminder 1
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176 Vatican, We’ve Got A Problem 2
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177 Victor Victoria God Willing! Can I Have An Amen? 1
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178 Walmart, We Are Rolling Back Prices (In Healthcare) 1
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179 Was It That Time Of The Month 1
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180 We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 4
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181 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 3
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182 What’s It All About Alfie? 1
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183 What’s The Point Of B & S? 2
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184 What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 1
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185 What’s Up With The Do-Over 2
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186 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 1
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187 What's Up Down There? 4
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188 Whips And Chains 1
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189 White People 1
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190 Who Got E.D., Rats? 1
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191 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1
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192 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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193 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 2
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194 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 1
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195 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 1
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196 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 4
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197 Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo 1
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198 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 1
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199 You Don’t Know Jack 2
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200 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 1
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201 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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