Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Sep 16, 2009 Wednesday

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1 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 11
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2 (if) I Did It 1
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3 “nuts” 4
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 1
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5 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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6 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 2
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7 A Dead Hand 2
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8 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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9 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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10 A Penny For Your Thoughts 3
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11 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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12 A Royal Flush! 2
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13 A Stand-Up Priest 2
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14 A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 5
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15 Acid Reflux Anyone 1
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16 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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17 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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18 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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19 Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 1
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20 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 1
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21 Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 1
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22 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 3
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23 Black Friday Ii 1
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24 Blackwater 2
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25 Blue On Blue 1
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26 Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 2
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27 Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 1
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28 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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29 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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30 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 3
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31 Checkmate Bobby Fischer 1
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32 Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 2
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33 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 3
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34 Christmas 2007 1
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35 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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36 Defying Gravity Is Sinking 2
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37 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 2
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38 Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 1
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39 Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 2
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40 Evil Incarnate 2
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41 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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42 Farewell To Feathers 1
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43 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 1
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44 First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And Now Escobarland? 1
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45 Fix It Again, Walter? 1
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46 Ford Has A Better Idea 2
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47 From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 1
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48 Give Him Head And Shoulders 3
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49 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 1
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50 God Rest You, Megan 1
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51 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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52 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 1
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53 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 4
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54 Hail Mary Full Of Whaaaat? 1
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55 Hair 12
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56 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 2
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57 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 1
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58 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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59 I Don’t Recall 1
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60 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 1
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61 I’ll Have A Sub Way 1
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62 I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner By Steve Miller Or New York, New York 1
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63 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 1
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64 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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65 I'Ll Keep An Eye For You 1
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66 Imagine 1
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67 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 5
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68 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 2
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69 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 1
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70 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 1
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71 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 1
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72 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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73 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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74 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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75 Kaboom! 2
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76 Killing Private Ronald Gray 1
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77 Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon On The Roof 2
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78 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 4
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79 Leader Of The Band 1
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80 Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 1
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81 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 6
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82 Love Has No Bounds 1
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83 Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 1
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84 Martians Have To Have Beano 1
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85 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 1
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86 Million Dollar Candy Bar 2
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87 Mousetrap Anyone? 1
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88 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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89 Neverland Has Finally Come Home 1
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90 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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91 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 1
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92 One Small Error For Nasa*, A Giant Blunder For All Of Mankind 1
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93 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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94 Peterson 1
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95 Pin-Up Gals 1
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96 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 1
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97 Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 2
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98 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 1
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99 Price For Freedom 2
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100 Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 1
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101 See Ya’ Later Alligator 1
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102 Skating Away 1
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103 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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104 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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105 Soy Says You 1
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106 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 1
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107 Ted’s And Pat’s Birthday-On The Fourth Of July 1
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108 The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 1
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109 Third Episode Of: Masterminds Need Not Apply 2
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110 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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111 Time Machine Food 1
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112 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 1
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113 Torre What’s The Story? 3
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114 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 2
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115 Walt, Michael, And Peter Pan 1
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116 What A Shocker! 1
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117 What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 1
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118 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 1
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119 Whips And Chains 1
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120 White People 2
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121 Who Cares? 1
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122 Who Da Baby Daddy? 1
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123 Who Gives A Hoot(Ers) 1
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124 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 4
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125 Who Needs Dino Anyway? 1
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126 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 1
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127 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 1
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128 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 1
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129 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 1
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130 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 2
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Total 212 0
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