Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Aug 17, 2009 Monday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 6
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 2
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3 (if) I Did It 2
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 1
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5 A Do-Over Again? 1
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6 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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7 A Record Breaking No Deal 2
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8 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 1
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9 Abercrombie & Fitch 2
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10 Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not 1
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11 Banking On Getting A New Mattress? 1
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12 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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13 Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 1
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14 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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15 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 1
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16 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 2
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17 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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18 Checkmate Bobby Fischer 3
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19 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 3
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20 Do Tell Mattel 1
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21 Dog Gun It! 1
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22 Error On No.25, Bonds 2
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23 Estv (Elementary School Transvestism) 1
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24 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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25 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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26 God Rest You, Megan 1
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27 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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28 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 4
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29 Hair 7
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30 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 1
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31 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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32 Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees Aka Get That Monkey Of My Back 1
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33 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 1
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34 Homo Erectus 1
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35 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 1
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36 I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner By Steve Miller Or New York, New York 2
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37 I'D Like To Humpyou 1
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38 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 2
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39 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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40 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 1
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41 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 1
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42 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 1
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43 Kaboom! 1
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44 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 3
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45 Leader Of The Band 1
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46 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 6
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47 Line Drawn In The Sand 1
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48 Made In China 1
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49 Morgellons 1
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50 No Mahalo To You, Oscar Mayer 1
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51 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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52 'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! ' 3
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53 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 2
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54 Oy Vay Maria 1
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55 Pawn Shop 1
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56 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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57 Poppies, Gas Warfare And The Green Fields Of France 2
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58 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 1
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59 Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 1
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60 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 2
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61 Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 3
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62 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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63 Swaggert, Bakker, And Haggard Oh My! 1
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64 Ted’s And Pat’s Birthday-On The Fourth Of July 2
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65 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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66 That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 1
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67 The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 1
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68 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 6
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69 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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70 Thong, Thong Blue 1
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71 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 1
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72 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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73 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 1
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74 Tko Or Was It A Draw 1
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75 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 2
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76 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 1
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77 Virginia Is No Place For Virgins 1
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78 Was It That Time Of The Month 1
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79 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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80 Who Da Baby Daddy? 4
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81 Who Needs Dino Anyway? 1
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82 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 1
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