Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Sep 17, 2009 Thursday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 6
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 6
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 6
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4 “nuts” 1
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5 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 4
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6 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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7 A 107 Year-Old ‘cougar’? 13
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8 A Dead Hand 1
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9 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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10 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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11 A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 1
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12 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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13 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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14 Blue On Blue 1
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15 Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 1
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16 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 1
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17 Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 1
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18 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 1
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19 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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20 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 1
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21 Christmas 2007 1
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22 Citation For Life? 3
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23 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 2
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24 Conocophilips 1
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25 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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26 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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27 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 1
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28 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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29 Evil Incarnate 1
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30 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 1
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31 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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32 Generally Butt Naked 4
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33 Go Green, Soylent Green 3
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34 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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35 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 1
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36 Hail Mary Full Of Whaaaat? 1
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37 Hair 10
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38 Helplessly Homeless 1
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39 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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40 Hey There Barbie Girl! 1
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41 Hugs Not Slugs 1
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42 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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43 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 3
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44 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 1
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45 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 2
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46 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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47 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 4
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48 It Was Mayhem In Jerusalem 1
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49 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 2
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50 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 4
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51 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 4
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52 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 1
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53 Judas Iscariot Relived 2
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54 Kevin Bacon Who? 1
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55 Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon On The Roof 1
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56 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 4
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57 Leader Of The Band 1
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58 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 3
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59 Line Drawn In The Sand 1
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60 Lust In Space 1
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61 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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62 Nature In Hd 1
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63 No Love In This Match 1
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64 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 1
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65 Oh Oh Rios! 1
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66 'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! ' 1
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67 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 1
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68 Oh-Oh “ojo” 1
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69 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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70 Oy Vay Maria 1
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71 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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72 Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 3
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73 Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 1
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74 Price For Freedom 1
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75 Rats Got My Kid 1
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76 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 3
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77 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 5
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78 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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79 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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80 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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81 The Taxman Cometh 1
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82 Third Episode Of: Masterminds Need Not Apply 1
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83 Tightends Anyone? 1
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84 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 1
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85 Was It That Time Of The Month 1
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86 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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87 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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88 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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89 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 1
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90 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 1
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91 You Don’t Know Jack 1
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