Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 18, 2009 Monday

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1 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 8
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2 (if) I Did It 1
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3 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 2
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4 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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5 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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6 A Dead Hand 1
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7 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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8 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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9 A Penny For Your Thoughts 3
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10 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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11 A Royal Flush! 1
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12 Are You Experienced? 1
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13 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 2
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14 Boeing, Boeing Gone 1
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15 Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 1
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16 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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17 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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18 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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19 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 2
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20 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 1
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21 Cheetah Gone Ape? 1
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22 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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23 Christ Almighty! 2
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24 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 4
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25 Conocophilips 1
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26 Crackheads Heads Up 1
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27 Dateline 2
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28 Dead Man Standing? 1
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29 Devo De-Evolving 5
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30 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 2
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31 Dog Gun It! 2
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32 Driven To Distraction 1
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33 Error On No.25, Bonds 4
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34 Evil Incarnate 3
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35 F E M A Full Of Excretion And Manure Action Or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How Do I Keep My Job And Its Pension And Be Accountable To No One) 1
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36 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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37 Farewell To Feathers 1
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38 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 1
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39 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 1
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40 For The Towels Toils 1
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41 Ford Has A Better Idea 1
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42 From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 1
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43 Generally Butt Naked 2
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44 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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45 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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46 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 1
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47 Go Green, Soylent Green 2
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48 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 2
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49 Hair 9
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50 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 3
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51 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 3
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52 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 2
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53 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 1
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54 Helplessly Homeless 1
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55 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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56 Homo Erectus 2
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57 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 1
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58 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 2
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59 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 1
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60 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 4
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61 I’ll Take A Super-Size 1
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62 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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63 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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64 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 4
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65 It’s A Violation Of Penal Code 2
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66 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 1
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67 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 1
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68 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 1
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69 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 2
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70 Ivory Snow Soap 2
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71 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 1
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72 Jenny Jones A Jonesin’ 1
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73 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 3
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74 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 2
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75 Kevin Bacon Who? 1
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76 Killing Private Ronald Gray 1
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77 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 1
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78 Let It Rain 1
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79 Let Me Assist You To Get Out The Seat 2
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80 Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 1
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81 Lil’ Rubber Ducky In My Tub 1
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82 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 11
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83 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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84 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 3
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85 Love Has No Bounds 2
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86 Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 2
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87 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 2
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88 Martians Have To Have Beano 1
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89 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 2
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90 Message In A Bottle 5
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91 Million Dollar Candy Bar 4
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92 Mousetrap Anyone? 2
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93 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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94 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 4
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95 Never Neverland 1
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96 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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97 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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98 O(H) ’, O(H) ’ 1
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99 Ode To Tmz 2
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100 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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101 Open Wide 1
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102 Oscar, Bert And Ernie 1
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103 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 1
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104 Oy Vay Maria 1
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105 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 2
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106 Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 2
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107 Pawn Shop 2
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108 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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109 Peterson 2
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110 Peterson, Jazz Piano At It’s Finest 2
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111 Pin-Up Gals 4
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112 Pot Luck Lunch 1
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113 Rats Got My Kid 1
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114 Read, Red Wine 1
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115 S & M And B & D 1
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116 See Ya’ Later Alligator 3
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117 Shepherds Flock Around Reality 2
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118 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 2
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119 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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120 Skating Away 1
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121 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 4
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122 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 2
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123 Swaggert, Bakker, And Haggard Oh My! 1
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124 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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125 That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 2
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126 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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127 The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 1
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128 The Full Manatee Monty 3
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129 The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 2
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130 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 2
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131 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 1
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132 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 3
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133 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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134 Those Damn New England Patriots! Dedicated To Pastor Rick Flynn 1
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135 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 2
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136 Tightends Anyone? 1
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137 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 6
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138 Time Machine Food 1
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139 Tko Or Was It A Draw 1
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140 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 4
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141 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 2
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142 Was It That Time Of The Month 2
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143 What Did Dela Wear? 6
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144 White People 3
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145 Who Da Baby Daddy? 1
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146 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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147 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 1
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148 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 2
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149 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 2
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150 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 2
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