Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Oct 2, 2013 Sunday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 4
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 43
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 4
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4 “hey Mr. Ranger Sir, All That I Want Is A Picnic Basket -Uhm, Better Make It A Minivan.” 1
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5 “i’m Not A Monster Or Predator” Part Deux, Or This Is End My Friend 1
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6 “nuts” 2
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7 “you’re Out! ” 1
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8 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 6
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9 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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10 A Blood Donation S(L) Ide Show 1
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11 A Great Greek Tragedy 2
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12 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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13 A Royal Flush! 1
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14 A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 2
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15 All Hallows Evening 2
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16 Amy Winehouse Who? 3
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17 Banking On Getting A New Mattress? 2
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18 Birds Of A Feather, F$#k Together Or Gertrude And Heathcliff, Where Are You? 1
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19 Blue On Blue 1
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20 Books In Library, Quite Contrary How Does Your Dewey Decimal System Grow? 1
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21 Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 1
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22 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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23 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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24 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 2
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25 Dr. Frankenstein, I Presume? Or Calling Dr. Eduard Wirths, Dr.Josef Mengele, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine 1
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26 Forever More 17
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27 Forget Cialis, Viagra Or Extenze, Just Pass Me The Pepper! 1
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28 From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 2
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29 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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30 Gm’s Poletown Plant 2
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31 Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? 1
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32 Hair 14
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33 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow 1
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34 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 2
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35 Hanson Windows On 9-11-01 2
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36 Happy Birthday Hubble 1
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37 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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38 Hello Norma Jean 1
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39 Hey There Barbie Girl! 2
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40 Horny High School Musical I Or An Adolescent Male's Disneyland In Brooklyn 1
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41 I Love That Dirty Water! (The Standells) 2
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42 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 2
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43 I'D Like To Humpyou 1
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44 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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45 Is That A Full House Or A Royal Flush? 1
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46 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 1
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47 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 2
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48 Italy Doesn'T Go Green; Italy Deters Red 1
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49 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 29
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50 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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51 It's Another Big Mac Attack! 2
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52 It's Not The Economy Stupid! 1
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53 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 1
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54 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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55 Joanie Laurer, Steroids, Alcohol, And Hermaphrodites, Oh My! 4
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56 Kaboom! 2
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57 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 1
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58 Leader Of The Band 1
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59 Leave It To The Beaver 1
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60 Let’s Paint The Town (Red) Green 1
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61 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 2
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62 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 2
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63 Lookin' For Love (In All The Wrong Place(S)) 3
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64 Masterminds Need Not Apply Xiii 1
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65 Mri's, Mra, Mvg, And Eeg's, Oh My! 1
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66 Nature In Hd 1
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67 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 1
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68 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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69 Pants On The Ground! 1
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70 Pawn Shop 2
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71 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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72 Pontiac G Oing T O (Be) O Ut 1
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73 Price For Freedom 1
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74 Red Lobster Tonight 1
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75 Roman Polanski: What Is There To Debate? Whether Rape Is Rape-Rape? 2
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76 Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke Of Earl 1
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77 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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78 See Ya’ Later Alligator 3
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79 Silence Is Not Golden Or Sounds Of Silence (Will Drive You Crazy) 2
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80 So Take Me Koala Back, Jack! 1
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81 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 2
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82 The Fickle Finger Of Fate Goes To Dick Martin 1
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83 The Murder Of The Orient Express 3
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84 The Music Suite Of 275 North, Cumby, Texas (That Was Inspired By My Wife, Judy) 1
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85 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 1
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86 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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87 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 11
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88 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 1
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89 Trinidad 1
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90 Uhm-Uhm Good! 1
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91 Walt, Michael, And Peter Pan 1
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92 Wastin' A Day In Applebee's Margaritaville 1
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93 We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 1
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94 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 4
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95 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1
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96 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 1
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97 You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man 1
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98 You Don’t Know Jack 1
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