Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Jul 2, 2009 Saturday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 1
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 1
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3 (if) I Did It 1
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4 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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5 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 2
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6 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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7 A Dead Hand 1
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8 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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9 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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10 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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11 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 3
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12 Abercrombie & Fitch 3
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13 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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14 All Hallows Evening 1
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15 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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16 Boeing, Boeing Gone 1
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17 Car Wash Blues 2
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18 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 1
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19 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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20 Devo De-Evolving 1
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21 Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 1
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22 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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23 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 1
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24 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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25 Farewell To Feathers 1
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26 Gm’s Poletown Plant 1
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27 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 3
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28 Hair 7
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29 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 1
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30 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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31 Helplessly Homeless 1
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32 Himiko 1
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33 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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34 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 1
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35 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 4
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36 I Don’t Recall 2
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37 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 1
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38 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 1
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39 I’ll Have A Sub Way 1
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40 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 1
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41 I'Ll Keep An Eye For You 1
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42 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 1
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43 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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44 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 1
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45 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 1
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46 It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 1
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47 Ivory Snow Soap 1
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48 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 4
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49 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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50 Judas Iscariot Relived 1
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51 Jungle Juice In Our Tap Water 1
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52 Just Walk Away Renee 2
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53 Kamikazi Krazy Karaoke 1
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54 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 1
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55 Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 1
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56 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 1
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57 Little Boy Lost 8
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58 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 1
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59 Made In China 1
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60 Message In A Bottle 2
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61 Million Dollar Candy Bar 1
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62 Morgellons 1
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63 Morton 1
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64 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 5
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65 Nature In Hd 1
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66 Needles And Pins 1
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67 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 2
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68 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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69 Price For Freedom 1
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70 Read, Red Wine 1
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71 Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 2
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72 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 2
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73 Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 1
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74 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 1
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75 Soy Says You 1
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76 The Dating/ Mating Game 1
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77 The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 1
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78 The Euology Of Viewmaster 2
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79 The Fox And The Hound 1
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80 The Lyin’ King Or There Goes The Judge, There Goes The Judge 1
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81 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 2
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82 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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83 The Wizard Of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We Are In Kansas Anymore 4
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84 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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85 Three Strikes And You’re……. In For Some More 1
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86 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 1
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87 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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88 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 2
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89 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 2
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90 Vatican Lists New Sins 1
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91 Water Erodes 1
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92 What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 1
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93 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 1
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94 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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95 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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96 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 1
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97 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 1
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98 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 1
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99 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 1
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100 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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Total 144 0
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