Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Sep 2, 2009 Monday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 2
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 5
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 3
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5 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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6 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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7 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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8 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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9 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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10 A Royal Flush! 2
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11 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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12 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 2
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13 All Hallows Evening 1
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14 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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15 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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16 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 2
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17 Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 4
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18 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 1
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19 Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 1
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20 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 1
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21 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 1
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22 Checkmate Bobby Fischer 1
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23 Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 2
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24 Christmas 2007 1
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25 Citation For Life? 2
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26 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 2
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27 Conocophilips 1
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28 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 1
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29 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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30 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 1
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31 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 2
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32 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 1
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33 First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And Now Escobarland? 1
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34 Fix It Again, Walter? 1
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35 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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36 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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37 God Rest You, Megan 1
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38 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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39 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 1
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40 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 6
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41 Hair 18
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42 Hello Norma Jean 1
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43 Hey There Barbie Girl! 1
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44 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 1
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45 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 2
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46 I’ll Have A Sub Way 1
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47 I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner By Steve Miller Or New York, New York 1
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48 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 5
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49 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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50 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 2
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51 It’s My Party (A Parody Dedicated To Paris Hilton) 1
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52 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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53 It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel Called The Ocean (From 200 Yards) 1
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54 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 2
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55 Little Boy Lost 1
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56 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 2
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57 Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 1
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58 Martians Have To Have Beano 1
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59 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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60 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 1
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61 Never Neverland 1
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62 Neverland Has Finally Come Home 1
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63 Nurse Betty, No, Not The Movie However It Is Fictional 7
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64 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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65 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 1
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66 'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! ' 1
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67 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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68 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 1
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69 Oy Vay Maria 1
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70 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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71 Pentecostalism Could Be A Death Sentence 2
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72 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 3
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73 Peterson 1
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74 Pot Luck Lunch 1
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75 Price For Freedom 1
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76 See Ya’ Later Alligator 1
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77 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 1
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78 Skating Away 2
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79 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 2
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80 Syntax Of Sin Tax 1
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81 Ted’s And Pat’s Birthday-On The Fourth Of July 1
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82 The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 1
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83 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 2
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84 The Sphinx Is Not The Only One That Had Its Head Damaged Or The Things We Do For Love (Or Lack Thereof) 1
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85 Thong, Thong Blue 1
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86 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 1
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87 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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88 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 3
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89 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 1
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90 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 1
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91 Was It That Time Of The Month 1
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92 Water Erodes 1
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93 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 1
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94 What A Shocker! 1
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95 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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96 White People 1
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97 Who Gives A Hoot(Ers) 2
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98 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1
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99 Who Needs Dino Anyway? 1
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100 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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101 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 1
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102 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 1
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103 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 1
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