Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Jul 20, 2009 Monday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 1
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 6
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 2
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4 “nuts” 1
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5 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 2
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6 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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7 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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8 A Great Greek Tragedy 2
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9 A Stand-Up Priest 2
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10 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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11 Acid Reflux Anyone 1
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12 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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13 Bp 1
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14 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 2
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15 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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16 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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17 Car Wash Blues 1
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18 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 2
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19 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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20 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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21 Daschle Or No Daschle 2
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22 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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23 Don’t Cry For Me Appalachia! (Aka) Maria, I’ve Just Met A Girl Known As Maria 2
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24 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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25 Error On No.25, Bonds 1
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26 Evil Incarnate 1
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27 Farewell To Feathers 1
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28 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 1
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29 For The Towels Toils 1
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30 Generally Butt Naked 1
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31 Give Him Head And Shoulders 2
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32 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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33 Go Greyhound 1
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34 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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35 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 2
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36 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 6
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37 Hair 8
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38 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 1
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39 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 1
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40 Helplessly Homeless 1
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41 Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees Aka Get That Monkey Of My Back 2
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42 How The East Was Won 1
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43 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 2
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44 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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45 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 3
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46 It Depends 1
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47 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 1
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48 Jenny Jones A Jonesin’ 1
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49 Kevin Bacon Who? 1
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50 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 5
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51 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 6
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52 Little Boy Lost 2
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53 Lust In Space 1
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54 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 1
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55 Never Neverland 1
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56 Neverland Has Finally Come Home 2
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57 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 3
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58 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 3
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59 One “change” For Drug Names 1
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60 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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61 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 2
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62 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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63 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 3
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64 Poppies, Gas Warfare And The Green Fields Of France 5
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65 Pot Luck Lunch 1
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66 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 1
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67 'Roger That'! 1
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68 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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69 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 5
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70 Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 4
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71 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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72 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 1
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73 The Dating/ Mating Game 1
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74 The Day The Circus Left Town 1
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75 The Full Manatee Monty 3
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76 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 2
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77 The Taxman Cometh 1
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78 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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79 Thong, Thong Blue 1
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80 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 1
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81 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 1
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82 Trinidad 1
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83 Twenty Mule Team Borat 1
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84 Under The Boardwalk, Aka I Mean The I-95 Overpass In Florida 1
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85 Virginia Is No Place For Virgins 1
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86 We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 1
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87 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 1
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88 What A Shocker! 1
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89 What Did Dela Wear? 4
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90 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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91 What's Up Down There? 1
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92 White People 3
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93 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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94 You Don’t Know Jack 1
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95 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 1
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