Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 21, 2009 Thursday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 3
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 11
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3 (if) I Did It 5
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 4
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5 31 Flavors Plus One 6
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6 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 2
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7 A Brand New Key 4
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8 A Do-Over Again? 1
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9 A Great Greek Tragedy 2
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10 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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11 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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12 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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13 A Royal Flush! 2
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14 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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15 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 3
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16 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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17 All Hallows Evening 1
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18 Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not 1
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19 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 2
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20 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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21 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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22 Bee-Atch Is Back 1
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23 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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24 Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 4
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25 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 2
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26 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 5
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27 Black Friday 1
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28 Boeing, Boeing Gone 1
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29 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 1
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30 Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 1
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31 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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32 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 2
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33 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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34 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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35 Car Wash Blues 2
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36 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 2
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37 Checkmate Bobby Fischer 1
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38 Cheetah Gone Ape? 1
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39 Chief Wahoo No Go 1
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40 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 2
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41 Christ Almighty! 1
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42 Christmas 2007 1
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43 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 3
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44 Crackheads Heads Up 1
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45 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 2
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46 Dateline 1
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47 Dead Man Standing? 2
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48 Debit Cards Only 2
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49 Devo De-Evolving 3
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50 Do Tell Mattel 1
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51 Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 2
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52 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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53 Driven To Distraction 1
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54 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 2
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55 Error On No.25, Bonds 1
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56 Estv (Elementary School Transvestism) 1
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57 Evil Incarnate 2
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58 F E M A Full Of Excretion And Manure Action Or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How Do I Keep My Job And Its Pension And Be Accountable To No One) 3
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59 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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60 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 1
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61 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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62 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 2
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63 Gecko.Com 3
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64 Generally Butt Naked 1
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65 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 1
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66 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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67 Go Green, Soylent Green 4
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68 Go Greyhound 1
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69 Good Friday 1988 1
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70 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 2
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71 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 1
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72 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 5
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73 Hair 19
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74 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 2
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75 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 4
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76 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 1
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77 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 2
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78 Helplessly Homeless 1
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79 Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees Aka Get That Monkey Of My Back 1
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80 Himiko 1
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81 Homo Erectus 2
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82 How The East Was Won 1
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83 Hugs Not Slugs 1
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84 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 2
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85 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 6
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86 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 1
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87 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 5
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88 I’ll Have A Sub Way 2
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89 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 9
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90 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 2
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91 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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92 I'Ll Keep An Eye For You 1
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93 Imagine 2
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94 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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95 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 1
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96 Is That A Full House Or A Royal Flush? 1
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97 It Depends 1
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98 It Was Mayhem In Jerusalem 1
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99 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 2
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100 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 3
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101 It’s A Violation Of Penal Code 1
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102 It’s Mccain Versus Obama Time! 4
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103 It’s My Party (A Parody Dedicated To Paris Hilton) 1
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104 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 3
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105 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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106 It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel Called The Ocean (From 200 Yards) 1
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107 Ivory Snow Soap 5
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108 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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109 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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110 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 2
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111 Jungle Juice In Our Tap Water 1
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112 Just Walk Away Renee 1
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113 Kamikazi Krazy Karaoke 1
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114 Kevin Bacon Who? 1
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115 Killing Private Ronald Gray 1
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116 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 3
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117 Leader Of The Band 2
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118 Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 1
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119 Let It Rain 2
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120 Let Me Assist You To Get Out The Seat 1
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121 Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 1
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122 Lil’ Rubber Ducky In My Tub 5
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123 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 16
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124 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 3
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125 Love Has No Bounds 1
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126 Lust In Space 1
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127 Made In China 1
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128 Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 3
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129 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 1
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130 Mary Ann Is Lost 1
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131 Message In A Bottle 2
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132 Million Dollar Candy Bar 1
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133 Missiles, Satellites, And Hydrazine, Oh Spy 1
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134 Mousetrap Anyone? 2
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135 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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136 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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137 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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138 Ode To The Bird 1
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139 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 1
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140 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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141 Oscar, Bert And Ernie 5
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142 Oy Vay Maria 3
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143 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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144 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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145 Peterson 1
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146 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 1
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147 Pot Luck Lunch 2
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148 Presidential Race-Mania Match No.1 2
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149 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 2
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150 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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151 Rats Got My Kid 1
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152 Read, Red Wine 1
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153 Red Lobster Tonight 1
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154 Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 2
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155 Rocky Raccoon-Ish 1
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156 Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke Of Earl 2
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157 S & M And B & D 1
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158 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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159 Santa The Knife 1
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160 See Ya’ Later Alligator 1
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161 Sesame Street Gone To Da Hood 3
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162 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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163 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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164 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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165 Soy Says You 1
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166 Swaggert, Bakker, And Haggard Oh My! 1
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167 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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168 That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 1
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169 That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 2
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170 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 1
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171 The Dating/ Mating Game 1
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172 The Day The Circus Left Town 2
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173 The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 2
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174 The Fox And The Hound 1
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175 The Full Manatee Monty 4
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176 The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 3
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177 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 7
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178 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 2
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179 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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180 The Wizard Of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We Are In Kansas Anymore 3
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181 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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182 This Kimchi Is Out Of This World 1
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183 Thong, Thong Blue 1
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184 Those Damn New England Patriots! Dedicated To Pastor Rick Flynn 4
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185 Three Strikes And You’re……. In For Some More 2
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186 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 2
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187 Tightends Anyone? 1
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188 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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189 Time Machine Food 1
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190 Timothy Are A De-De-De 1
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191 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 1
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192 Tko Or Was It A Draw 1
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193 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 2
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194 Tombstone Territory 1
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195 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 2
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196 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 3
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197 Torre What’s The Story? 1
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198 Twenty Mule Team Borat 2
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199 Under The Boardwalk, Aka I Mean The I-95 Overpass In Florida 1
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200 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 1
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201 Upton's Response, An American Public Education Reminder 1
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202 Walmart, We Are Rolling Back Prices (In Healthcare) 1
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203 Waste Not Want Not 1
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204 Water Erodes 1
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205 What A Shocker! 1
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206 What Did Dela Wear? 5
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207 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 2
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208 What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 2
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209 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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210 What's Wrong With Wright (An Observation On What Is And What Is Not) 1
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211 Whips And Chains 1
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212 White People 1
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213 Who Gives A Hoot(Ers) 1
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214 Who Got E.D., Rats? 1
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215 Who Needs Dino Anyway? 1
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216 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 1
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217 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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218 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 2
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219 You Don’t Know Jack 1
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220 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 1
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221 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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