Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Sep 24, 2009 Thursday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 1
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 4
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 4
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 4
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5 A 107 Year-Old ‘cougar’? 3
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6 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 6
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7 A Brand New Key 1
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8 A Dead Hand 1
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9 A Do-Over Again? 1
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10 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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11 A Guiding Light Is No More 2
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12 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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13 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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14 A Royal Flush! 1
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15 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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16 Acid Reflux Anyone 1
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17 Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not 1
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18 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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19 Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 2
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20 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 1
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21 Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 3
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22 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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23 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 1
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24 Car Wash Blues 1
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25 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 2
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26 Citation For Life? 1
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27 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 6
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28 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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29 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 2
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30 Dateline 1
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31 Debit Cards Only 1
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32 Defying Gravity Is Sinking 1
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33 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 2
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34 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 1
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35 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 2
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36 Driven To Distraction 1
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37 Dumb And Dumber (And The Dumbest) 1
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38 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 1
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39 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 1
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40 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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41 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 1
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42 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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43 Fix It Again, Walter? 1
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44 Go Greyhound 2
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45 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 1
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46 Hair 9
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47 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 2
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48 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 2
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49 Hanson Windows On 9-11-01 3
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50 Helplessly Homeless 1
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51 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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52 Himiko 1
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53 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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54 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 2
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55 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 2
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56 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 3
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57 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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58 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 1
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59 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 3
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60 Is That A Full House Or A Royal Flush? 1
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61 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 1
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62 It Depends 1
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63 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 2
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64 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 2
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65 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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66 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 1
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67 Judas Iscariot Relived 1
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68 Kevin Bacon Who? 1
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69 Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon On The Roof 1
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70 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 3
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71 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 1
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72 Lust In Space 1
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73 Made In China 2
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74 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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75 Nature In Hd 1
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76 No Love In This Match 1
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77 Oh Oh Rios! 1
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78 'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! ' 1
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79 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 1
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80 Oh-Oh “ojo” 1
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81 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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82 One Small Error For Nasa*, A Giant Blunder For All Of Mankind 1
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83 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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84 Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 4
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85 Price For Freedom 1
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86 Rats Got My Kid 1
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87 Rocky Raccoon-Ish 1
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88 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 3
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89 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 5
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90 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 2
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91 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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92 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 2
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93 That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 3
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94 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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95 That's A Wrap! 1
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96 The Epitome Of A Political Liar 4
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97 The Taxman Cometh 1
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98 The Top 1
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99 Third Episode Of: Masterminds Need Not Apply 1
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100 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 1
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101 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 2
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102 Walt, Michael, And Peter Pan 1
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103 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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104 Who Cares? 1
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105 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1
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106 Who Needs Dino Anyway? 1
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107 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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108 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 1
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109 Wrong Place, Wrong Time 1
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110 You Don’t Know Jack 1
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111 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 1
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