Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 25, 2009 Monday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 1
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 5
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3 “nuts” 1
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 1
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5 A Dead Hand 2
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6 A Do-Over Again? 1
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7 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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8 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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9 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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10 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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11 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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12 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 2
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13 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 1
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14 All Hallows Evening 2
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15 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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16 Bearly A Cereal Killer 2
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17 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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18 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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19 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 2
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20 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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21 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 2
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22 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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23 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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24 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 2
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25 Chief Wahoo No Go 1
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26 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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27 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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28 Debit Cards Only 1
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29 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 1
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30 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 2
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31 Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 1
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32 Estv (Elementary School Transvestism) 5
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33 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 1
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34 Fema Ii (Formaldehyde Excuses Management A$@holes) 1
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35 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 1
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36 Generally Butt Naked 3
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37 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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38 Gm’s Poletown Plant 2
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39 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 1
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40 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 3
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41 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 1
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42 Hair 14
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43 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 1
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44 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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45 Homo Erectus 2
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46 How The East Was Won 1
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47 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 2
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48 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 1
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49 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 1
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50 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 1
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51 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 1
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52 I’ll Take A Super-Size 1
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53 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 2
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54 I'D Like To Humpyou 1
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55 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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56 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 1
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57 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 1
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58 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 3
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59 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 1
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60 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 2
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61 It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel Called The Ocean (From 200 Yards) 1
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62 Ivory Snow Soap 1
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63 Jenny Jones A Jonesin’ 1
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64 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 2
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65 Killing Private Ronald Gray 1
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66 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 2
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67 Leader Of The Band 2
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68 Let It Rain 1
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69 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 1
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70 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 1
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71 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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72 Lust In Space 2
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73 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 1
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74 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 1
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75 Message In A Bottle 1
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76 Million Dollar Candy Bar 1
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77 Missiles, Satellites, And Hydrazine, Oh Spy 1
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78 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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79 Needles And Pins 1
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80 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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81 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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82 O(H) ’, O(H) ’ 1
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83 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 2
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84 Oy Vay Maria 3
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85 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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86 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 2
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87 Pot Luck Lunch 3
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88 Read, Red Wine 1
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89 Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke Of Earl 2
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90 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 4
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91 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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92 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 2
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93 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 2
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94 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 1
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95 The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 2
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96 The Fox And The Hound 3
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97 The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 1
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98 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 3
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99 The Taxman Cometh 1
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100 Three Strikes And You’re……. In For Some More 1
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101 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 3
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102 Timothy Are A De-De-De 1
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103 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 3
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104 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 2
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105 Torre What’s The Story? 1
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106 Trinidad 1
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107 Waste Not Want Not 1
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108 What A Shocker! 1
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109 What Did Dela Wear? 2
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110 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 3
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111 Whips And Chains 1
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112 Who Gives A Hoot(Ers) 1
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113 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 2
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114 Will The Real Stepford Stand Up? 1
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115 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 3
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116 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 3
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117 Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo 1
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118 You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man 1
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119 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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