Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 29, 2009 Friday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 1
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 7
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3 “nuts” 1
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4 A Brand New Key 1
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5 A Dead Hand 1
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6 A Do-Over Again? 2
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7 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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8 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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9 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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10 All Hallows Evening 1
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11 America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 1
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12 Bee-Atch Is Back 1
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13 Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 1
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14 Blackwater 1
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15 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 1
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16 Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 1
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17 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 2
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18 Cheetah Gone Ape? 1
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19 Chief Wahoo No Go 1
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20 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 2
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21 Christmas 2007 1
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22 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 2
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23 Conocophilips 1
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24 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 1
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25 Dead Man Standing? 1
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26 Devo De-Evolving 1
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27 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 2
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28 Error On No.25, Bonds 2
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29 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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30 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 1
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31 Fix It Again, Walter? 1
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32 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 1
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33 For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 3
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34 From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 1
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35 Gecko.Com 1
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36 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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37 Go Greyhound 1
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38 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 5
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39 Hair 11
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40 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 1
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41 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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42 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 1
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43 Homo Erectus 1
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44 Hugs Not Slugs 2
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45 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 3
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46 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 1
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47 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 6
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48 I’ll Have A Sub Way 1
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49 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 1
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50 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 2
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51 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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52 It Depends 1
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53 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 1
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54 It’s Mccain Versus Obama Time! 1
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55 It’s My Party (A Parody Dedicated To Paris Hilton) 1
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56 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 9
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57 It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 2
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58 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 1
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59 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 2
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60 It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel Called The Ocean (From 200 Yards) 1
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61 It's Not The Economy Stupid! 1
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62 Ivory Snow Soap 1
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63 Kamikazi Krazy Karaoke 1
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64 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 2
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65 Leader Of The Band 1
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66 Let It Rain 1
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67 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 3
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68 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 3
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69 Lust In Space 1
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70 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 1
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71 Martians Have To Have Beano 1
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72 Mary Ann Is Lost 1
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73 Message In A Bottle 1
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74 Million Dollar Candy Bar 2
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75 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 4
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76 Needles And Pins 1
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77 Never Neverland 1
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78 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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79 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 1
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80 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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81 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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82 Oy Vay Maria 2
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83 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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84 Price For Freedom 1
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85 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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86 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 4
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87 That's A Wrap! 1
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88 The Blunderful World Of Disney! 2
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89 The Dh Grandama Obama 1
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90 The Full Manatee Monty 1
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91 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 4
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92 The Taxman Cometh 3
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93 The Top 1
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94 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 1
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95 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 4
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96 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 2
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97 Uhm-Uhm Good! 3
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98 Under The Boardwalk, Aka I Mean The I-95 Overpass In Florida 2
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99 What A Shocker! 1
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100 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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101 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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102 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 1
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103 Whips And Chains 1
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104 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 1
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105 You Don’t Know Jack 1
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106 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 1
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107 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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