Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Aug 3, 2009 Sunday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 2
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 2
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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4 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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5 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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6 A Penny For Your Thoughts 2
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7 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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8 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 2
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9 Abercrombie & Fitch 3
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10 Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not 1
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11 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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12 Blackwater 1
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13 Bp 1
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14 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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15 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 1
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16 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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17 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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18 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 2
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19 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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20 Do Tell Mattel 1
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21 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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22 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 1
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23 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 2
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24 Hair 3
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25 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 1
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26 Helplessly Homeless 2
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27 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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28 I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One 4
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29 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 3
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30 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 3
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31 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 1
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32 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 1
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33 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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34 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 1
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35 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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36 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 1
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37 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 2
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38 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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39 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 7
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40 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 2
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41 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 1
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42 Lust In Space 1
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43 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 2
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44 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 1
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45 Message In A Bottle 1
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46 Never Neverland 1
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47 No Mahalo To You, Oscar Mayer 1
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48 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 1
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49 Poppies, Gas Warfare And The Green Fields Of France 1
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50 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 1
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51 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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52 S & M And B & D 1
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53 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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54 See Ya’ Later Alligator 2
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55 Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 4
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56 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 2
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57 That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 1
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58 The Dating/ Mating Game 1
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59 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 4
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60 The Taxman Cometh 1
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61 Thong, Thong Blue 1
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62 Tightends Anyone? 1
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63 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 1
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64 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 1
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65 Trinidad 1
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66 Twenty Mule Team Borat 1
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67 Vatican, We’ve Got A Problem 1
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68 Water Erodes 1
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69 We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 1
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70 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 2
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71 What Did Dela Wear? 2
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72 What's Up Down There? 1
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73 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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74 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 1
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