Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Sep 3, 2009 Monday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 3
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 4
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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4 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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5 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 6
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6 A Brand New Key 2
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7 A Dead Hand 1
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8 A Great Greek Tragedy 2
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9 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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10 A Penny For Your Thoughts 2
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11 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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12 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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13 Are You Experienced? 1
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14 Blackwater 1
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15 Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 1
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16 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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17 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 1
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18 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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19 Conocophilips 1
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20 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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21 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 2
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22 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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23 Evil Incarnate 1
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24 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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25 Generally Butt Naked 1
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26 Give Him Head And Shoulders 1
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27 Hair 8
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28 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 2
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29 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 1
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30 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 3
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31 Helplessly Homeless 1
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32 Hey There Barbie Girl! 4
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33 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 1
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34 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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35 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 1
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36 I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner By Steve Miller Or New York, New York 1
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37 I'D Like To Humpyou 1
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38 It Depends 1
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39 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 3
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40 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 1
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41 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 3
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42 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 1
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43 Kamikazi Krazy Karaoke 1
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44 Kevin Bacon Who? 1
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45 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 2
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46 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 4
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47 Line Drawn In The Sand 1
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48 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 2
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49 Lust In Space 1
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50 Made In China 1
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51 No Mahalo To You, Oscar Mayer 1
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52 Nurse Betty, No, Not The Movie However It Is Fictional 1
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53 Oh Oh Rios! 1
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54 One Small Error For Nasa*, A Giant Blunder For All Of Mankind 1
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55 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 2
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56 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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57 Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 1
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58 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 6
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59 Rats Got My Kid 1
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60 Rocky Raccoon-Ish 1
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61 See Ya’ Later Alligator 2
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62 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 2
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63 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 5
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64 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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65 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 2
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66 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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67 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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68 That's A Wrap! 1
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69 The Full Manatee Monty 1
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70 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 1
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71 The Sphinx Is Not The Only One That Had Its Head Damaged Or The Things We Do For Love (Or Lack Thereof) 1
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72 The Taxman Cometh 1
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73 The Usa Made In China 1
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74 The Wizard Of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We Are In Kansas Anymore 1
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75 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 2
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76 Tsa Is Abreast Of Things 1
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77 What About Poor Ruth? 2
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78 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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79 What’s The Point Of B & S? 2
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80 What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 1
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81 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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82 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 2
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83 Yogi Did Make A Boo-Boo 1
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84 You Don’t Know Jack 2
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85 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 1
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