Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of May 30, 2009 Saturday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 6
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2 “nuts” 1
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3 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 3
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4 31 Flavors Plus One 5
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5 A Do-Over Again? 1
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6 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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7 A Royal Flush! 1
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8 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 1
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9 Boeing, Boeing Gone 1
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10 Bp 1
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11 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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12 Cheetah Gone Ape? 1
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13 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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14 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 1
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15 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 4
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16 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 1
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17 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 1
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18 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 2
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19 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 1
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20 Farewell To Feathers 1
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21 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 1
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22 From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 2
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23 Generally Butt Naked 1
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24 Give Him Head And Shoulders 2
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25 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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26 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 2
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27 Hair 4
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28 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 3
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29 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 2
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30 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 2
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31 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 1
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32 Helplessly Homeless 1
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33 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 1
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34 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 2
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35 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 3
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36 I'D Like To Humpyou 1
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37 Imagine 3
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38 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 2
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39 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 1
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40 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 1
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41 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 3
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42 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 2
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43 It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel Called The Ocean (From 200 Yards) 2
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44 Ivory Snow Soap 1
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45 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 1
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46 Jenny Jones A Jonesin’ 1
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47 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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48 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 2
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49 Just Walk Away Renee 1
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50 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 1
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51 Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 1
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52 Lil’ Rubber Ducky In My Tub 1
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53 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 3
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54 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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55 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 1
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56 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 1
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57 Million Dollar Candy Bar 4
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58 Missiles, Satellites, And Hydrazine, Oh Spy 1
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59 Money Aka Robbing Hillary To Pay Hillary-What? 1
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60 Morgellons 1
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61 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 2
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62 Nascar Or Nazca In Idaho 1
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63 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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64 O(H) ’, O(H) ’ 1
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65 Ode To The Bird 1
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66 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 2
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67 Oscar, Bert And Ernie 1
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68 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 2
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69 Peterson 1
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70 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 2
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71 Red Lobster Tonight 4
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72 Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 2
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73 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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74 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 5
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75 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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76 That’s How The Cookie Crumbles 1
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77 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 1
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78 The Dating/ Mating Game 1
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79 The Full Manatee Monty 1
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80 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 4
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81 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 1
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82 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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83 The Wizard Of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We Are In Kansas Anymore 1
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84 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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85 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 1
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86 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 1
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87 Twenty Mule Team Borat 1
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88 Uhm-Uhm Good! 2
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89 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 1
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90 Upton's Response, An American Public Education Reminder 1
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91 Water Erodes 1
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92 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 1
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93 What Did Dela Wear? 2
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94 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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95 What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 2
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96 What’s Up With The Do-Over 1
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97 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 3
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98 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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