Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Aug 30, 2009 Sunday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 6
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2 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 4
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3 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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4 A Brand New Key 1
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5 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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6 A Royal Flush! 1
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7 Acid Reflux Anyone 1
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8 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 2
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9 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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10 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 2
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11 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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12 Blue On Blue 3
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13 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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14 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 4
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15 Chief Wahoo No Go 1
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16 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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17 Citation For Life? 5
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18 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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19 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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20 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 1
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21 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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22 Driven To Distraction 1
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23 F E M A Full Of Excretion And Manure Action Or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How Do I Keep My Job And Its Pension And Be Accountable To No One) 1
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24 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 1
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25 Fema V (Federal Empowerment (Of) Machiavellian Attitudes) 1
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26 For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 2
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27 Gecko.Com 1
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28 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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29 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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30 Hair 5
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31 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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32 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 1
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33 Himiko 1
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34 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 1
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35 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 1
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36 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 1
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37 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 2
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38 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 1
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39 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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40 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 1
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41 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 1
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42 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 1
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43 Ivory Snow Soap 3
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44 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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45 Kill Bill Twice This Is Mental! 1
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46 Killing Private Ronald Gray 2
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47 Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon On The Roof 3
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48 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 1
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49 Let The Domino Chips Cascade Into The Abyss 1
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50 Little Boy Lost 1
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51 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 1
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52 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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53 Message In A Bottle 1
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54 Million Dollar Candy Bar 1
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55 Nature In Hd 1
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56 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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57 Nurse Betty, No, Not The Movie However It Is Fictional 1
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58 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 1
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59 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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60 Pawn Shop 1
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61 Peterson, Jazz Piano At It’s Finest 1
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62 Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 1
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63 Read, Red Wine 1
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64 Rocky Raccoon-Ish 1
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65 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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66 See Ya’ Later Alligator 2
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67 Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 2
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68 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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69 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 2
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70 Soy Says You 1
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71 Ted’s And Pat’s Birthday-On The Fourth Of July 1
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72 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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73 The Blunderful World Of Disney! 1
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74 The Full Manatee Monty 1
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75 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 4
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76 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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77 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 2
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78 Timothy Are A De-De-De 1
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79 Tombstone Territory 1
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80 Was Kermit A Vegen? 1
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81 What Did Dela Wear? 2
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82 Whips And Chains 1
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83 Who Cares? 1
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84 Who Da Baby Daddy? 1
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85 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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86 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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