Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Oct 4, 2009 Friday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 1
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 7
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3 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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4 “nuts” 2
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5 A 107 Year-Old ‘cougar’? 2
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6 A Brand New Key 1
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7 A Dead Hand 2
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8 A Do-Over Again? 1
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9 A Guiding Light Is No More 2
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10 A Penny For Your Thoughts 2
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11 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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12 A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 2
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13 Abercrombie & Fitch 1
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14 Acid Reflux Anyone 1
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15 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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16 Are You Experienced? 1
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17 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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18 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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19 Blue On Blue 1
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20 Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 1
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21 Bp 1
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22 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 1
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23 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 1
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24 Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 4
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25 Citation For Life? 1
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26 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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27 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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28 Dateline 1
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29 Defying Gravity Is Sinking 2
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30 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 1
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31 Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? 2
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32 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 3
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33 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 1
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34 Driven To Distraction 1
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35 Dumb And Dumber (And The Dumbest) 1
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36 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 2
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37 Episode 4: Masterminds Need Not Apply (When Will It Ever End?) 1
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38 F E M A Full Of Excretion And Manure Action Or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How Do I Keep My Job And Its Pension And Be Accountable To No One) 1
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39 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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40 First It Was Disneyland, Graceland, Neverland And Now Escobarland? 1
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41 Gm’s Poletown Plant 1
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42 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 1
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43 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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44 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 2
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45 Hair 4
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46 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 4
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47 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 4
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48 Hanson Windows On 9-11-01 2
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49 Help Me I’m Think I’m Falling Aka Free Falling 2
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50 Helplessly Homeless 3
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51 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 3
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52 Homo Erectus 4
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53 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 1
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54 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 1
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55 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 1
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56 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 1
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57 I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner By Steve Miller Or New York, New York 2
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58 Imagine 1
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59 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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60 It’s My Party (A Parody Dedicated To Paris Hilton) 2
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61 It’s Not St. Patty’s Day 1
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62 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 1
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63 It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 1
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64 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 1
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65 Jungle Juice In Our Tap Water 1
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66 Kaboom! 1
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67 Kill Bill Twice This Is Mental! 1
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68 Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 2
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69 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 6
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70 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 1
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71 Made In China 1
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72 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 1
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73 Million Dollar Candy Bar 1
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74 Morton 1
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75 No Love In This Match 1
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76 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 2
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77 Oh Oh Rios! 1
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78 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 1
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79 One Small Error For Nasa*, A Giant Blunder For All Of Mankind 1
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80 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 1
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81 Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 1
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82 Read, Red Wine 1
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83 Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke Of Earl 2
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84 Santa The Knife 1
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85 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 2
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86 Sing Me A Song, You’re The Piano Man 1
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87 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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88 Soulful Cookin’ By Christopher Mccuin 1
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89 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 1
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90 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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91 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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92 The Top 1
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93 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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94 The Wall Of Sound Came Tumbling Down 1
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95 Third Episode Of: Masterminds Need Not Apply 1
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96 Thong, Thong Blue 1
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97 Tightends Anyone? 1
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98 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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99 Time Machine Food 1
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100 Tolerance Is A Virtue, Afghan’s Have None 1
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101 Twenty Mule Team Borat 2
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102 Walt, Michael, And Peter Pan 1
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103 Was It That Time Of The Month 1
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104 Waste Not Want Not 1
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105 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 2
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106 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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107 What’s Up Bill Nye, The Science Guy? 1
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108 What’s Up With The Do-Over 1
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109 What’s Wrong With This Picture? 1
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110 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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111 Who Gives A Hoot(Ers) 2
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112 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 2
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