Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Jun 5, 2009 Wednesday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 8
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 8
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3 “nuts” 1
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4 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 3
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5 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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6 A Royal Flush! 2
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7 All Hallows Evening 1
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8 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 1
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9 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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10 Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 1
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11 Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 1
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12 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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13 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 4
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14 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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15 Cheetah Gone Ape? 1
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16 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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17 Dog Gun It! 1
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18 Driven To Distraction 1
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19 Ebony And Ivory, Chocolate And Vanilla, It’s Grey To Me 1
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20 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 2
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21 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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22 Fema V (Federal Empowerment (Of) Machiavellian Attitudes) 1
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23 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 3
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24 From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 1
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25 Generally Butt Naked 2
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26 Gm’s Poletown Plant 2
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27 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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28 Good Friday 1988 1
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29 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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30 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 1
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31 Hair 8
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32 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 2
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33 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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34 I Hear You Talking In Your Sleep 1
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35 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 6
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36 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 3
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37 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 1
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38 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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39 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 2
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40 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 1
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41 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 1
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42 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 2
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43 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 1
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44 Kevin Bacon Who? 1
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45 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 4
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46 Let It Rain 1
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47 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 1
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48 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 1
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49 Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 1
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50 Martians Have To Have Beano 1
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51 Message In A Bottle 1
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52 Million Dollar Candy Bar 2
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53 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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54 Never Neverland 1
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55 Ode To The Bird 2
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56 Ode To Tmz 1
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57 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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58 Oy Vay Maria 1
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59 Paris Went To Hilton, Uhm, Harvard 1
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60 Pot Luck Lunch 3
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61 Read, Red Wine 1
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62 Red Lobster Tonight 1
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63 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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64 Sesame Street Gone To Da Hood 3
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65 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 3
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66 Skating Away 1
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67 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 3
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68 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 2
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69 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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70 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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71 That's A Wrap! 1
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72 The Dh Grandama Obama 1
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73 The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 1
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74 The Name Of Lexus Is For The Birds 4
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75 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 3
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76 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 2
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77 The Sphinx Is Not The Only One That Had Its Head Damaged Or The Things We Do For Love (Or Lack Thereof) 4
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78 The Taxman Cometh 1
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79 Those Damn New England Patriots! Dedicated To Pastor Rick Flynn 2
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80 Three Strikes You’re Out, What A Joke! 1
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81 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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82 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 3
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83 Trinidad 1
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84 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 1
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85 Was It That Time Of The Month 1
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86 What Did Dela Wear? 5
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87 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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88 What's Wrong With Wright (An Observation On What Is And What Is Not) 1
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89 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 1
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90 You Got The Tiger By The Tail 2
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