Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Sep 6, 2009 Tuesday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 7
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2 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 7
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3 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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4 A Brand New Key 1
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5 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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6 Abercrombie & Fitch 1
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7 Acid Reflux Anyone 1
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8 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 1
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9 Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 1
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10 Blue On Blue 2
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11 Boeing, Boeing Gone 1
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12 Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 2
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13 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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14 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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15 Car Wash Blues 1
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16 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 2
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17 Chief Wahoo No Go 1
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18 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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19 Chocolate To Die For *aka* Willy Wonka’s Woeful Ways Of Weeping 1
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20 Citation For Life? 1
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21 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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22 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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23 Cost Of Living Is Up (Even For Prostitutes In New York) Or The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington 1
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24 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 3
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25 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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26 Driven To Distraction 1
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27 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 2
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28 F E M A Full Of Excretion And Manure Action Or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How Do I Keep My Job And Its Pension And Be Accountable To No One) 1
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29 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 1
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30 Hail Mary Full Of Whaaaat? 1
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31 Hair 3
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32 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 3
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33 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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34 Hey There Barbie Girl! 2
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35 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 1
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36 Hula Hoop And Frisbees And Silly String Oh My! 1
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37 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 1
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38 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 1
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39 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 1
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40 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 1
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41 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 1
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42 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 1
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43 It’s A Violation Of Penal Code 1
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44 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 3
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45 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 2
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46 Kill Bill Twice This Is Mental! 1
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47 Kosher Kidney Punch! Or The Transplant Surgeon On The Roof 2
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48 Lil’ Rubber Ducky In My Tub 1
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49 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 1
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50 Line Drawn In The Sand 1
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51 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 1
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52 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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53 Mary Ann Is Lost 1
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54 Million Dollar Candy Bar 1
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55 Nature In Hd 1
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56 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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57 Nurse Betty, No, Not The Movie However It Is Fictional 3
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58 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 2
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59 'Oh! Oh! Jiminy Crickets! ' 2
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60 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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61 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 1
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62 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 1
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63 Oy Vay Maria 1
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64 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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65 Pawn Shop 1
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66 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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67 Play Froggy Mountain Dew Or The Kermit Generation 1
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68 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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69 Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 1
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70 Read, Red Wine 1
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71 'Roger That'! 1
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72 Sinking Of The U(Nited) S(Tates) S(Enator) Hillary Clintonic 1
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73 Skating Away 1
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74 Soy Says You 1
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75 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 1
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76 The Blunderful World Of Disney! 2
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77 The Lyin’ King Or There Goes The Judge, There Goes The Judge 1
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78 The Sphinx Is Not The Only One That Had Its Head Damaged Or The Things We Do For Love (Or Lack Thereof) 3
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79 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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80 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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81 Timothy Are A De-De-De 1
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82 Tombstone Territory 1
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83 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 1
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84 Victor Victoria God Willing! Can I Have An Amen? 1
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85 Virginia Is No Place For Virgins 1
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86 What Did Dela Wear? 3
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87 Whips And Chains 1
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88 Who Da Baby Daddy? 1
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89 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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90 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 4
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