Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Oct 7, 2009 Friday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 7
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 6
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3 (if) I Did It 1
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4 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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5 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 1
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6 31 Flavors Plus One 1
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7 A 107 Year-Old ‘cougar’? 2
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8 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 1
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9 A Brand New Key 4
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10 A Guiding Light Is No More 1
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11 A Penny For Your Thoughts 2
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12 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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13 A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 1
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14 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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15 All Hallows Evening 3
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16 Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 1
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17 Banking On Getting A New Mattress? 1
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18 Bearly A Cereal Killer 3
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19 Bp 1
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20 Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 1
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21 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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22 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 3
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23 Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 1
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24 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 2
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25 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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26 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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27 Crackheads Heads Up 1
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28 Debit Cards Only 1
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29 Defying Gravity Is Sinking 1
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30 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 1
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31 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 1
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32 Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 1
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33 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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34 Episode 4: Masterminds Need Not Apply (When Will It Ever End?) 2
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35 Fail(Ed) Safe(Ty) 1
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36 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 1
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37 Fema Iii Aka Fraudulent Excuses My Ass 1
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38 Gecko.Com 1
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39 Good Friday 1988 1
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40 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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41 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 5
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42 Hair 24
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43 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 1
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44 Hanson Windows On 9-11-01 2
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45 Hey There Barbie Girl! 1
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46 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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47 Hugs Not Slugs 1
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48 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 5
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49 I Left My Fart In San Francisco 4
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50 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 5
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51 I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner By Steve Miller Or New York, New York 7
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52 I'D Like To Humpyou 5
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53 Iditarod, Rod, Rod They Do Rod, Rod (Sung To The Tune They Do Run, Run They Do Run, Run) 2
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54 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 3
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55 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 2
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56 It’s A Violation Of Penal Code 1
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57 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 2
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58 It’s Springer Time For Bin Laden And Insurgency 1
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59 Ivory Snow Soap 2
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60 Judas Iscariot Relived 1
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61 Killing Private Ronald Gray 1
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62 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 1
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63 Let It Rain 1
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64 Let Me Assist You To Get Out The Seat 1
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65 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 1
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66 Line Drawn In The Sand 1
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67 Little Boy Lost 1
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68 Made In China 3
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69 Make Them An Offer They Can’t Refuse 1
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70 Mary Ann Is Lost 1
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71 No Love In This Match 1
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72 Ode To Tmz 1
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73 Oh-Oh “ojo” 1
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74 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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75 Ooh-La-La Oompa-Loompa 4
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76 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 1
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77 Paterson Made History 1
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78 Pentecostalism Could Be A Death Sentence 1
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79 Pepe Le Pew Is Jet Setter 1
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80 Peterson 1
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81 Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! 1
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82 Pot Luck Lunch 1
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83 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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84 Roman Polanski: What Is There To Debate? Whether Rape Is Rape-Rape? 1
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85 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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86 Skating Away 1
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87 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 1
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88 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 1
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89 Syntax Of Sin Tax 1
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90 That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 1
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91 The Dog Day Afternoon (About 6.879132513… Hours) 1
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92 The Euology Of Viewmaster 1
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93 The Wall Of Sound Came Tumbling Down 1
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94 Third Episode Of: Masterminds Need Not Apply 1
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95 Trinidad 3
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96 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 1
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97 What A Shocker! 1
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98 What About Poor Ruth? 1
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99 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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100 What's Up Down There? 1
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101 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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102 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 2
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103 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 1
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104 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 1
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