Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Oct 8, 2009 Monday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 2
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 2
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3 (if) I Did It 1
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4 *it’s A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World Part Deux* 1
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5 “nuts” 2
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6 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 4
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7 A 107 Year-Old ‘cougar’? 2
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8 A Dead Hand 1
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9 A Do-Over Again? 1
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10 A New Low For Air Transport 1
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11 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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12 A Royal Flush! 3
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13 A Stand-Up Priest 1
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14 A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My! 1
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15 A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze 1
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16 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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17 Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 1
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18 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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19 Blue On Blue 2
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20 Boot Camp Or Death Camp 1
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21 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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22 Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 1
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23 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 2
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24 Car Wash Blues 3
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25 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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26 Christmas 2007 2
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27 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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28 Defying Gravity Is Sinking 1
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29 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 2
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30 Dog Gun It! 1
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31 Dyncorp, Who In The Hell Are You? 1
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32 Episode 4: Masterminds Need Not Apply (When Will It Ever End?) 2
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33 Evil Incarnate 1
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34 F E M A Full Of Excretion And Manure Action Or Fake Emergency Management Actors Or (How Do I Keep My Job And Its Pension And Be Accountable To No One) 1
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35 Fix It Again, Walter? 1
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36 From Whoville To The Grinch, Firk You 4
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37 Gecko.Com 3
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38 Generally Butt Naked 2
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39 Go Green, Soylent Green 2
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40 Go Greyhound 2
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41 God Rest You, Megan 3
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42 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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43 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 2
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44 Hair 16
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45 Hannah Montana Concert Tickets To Allegedly Die For 2
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46 Hanson Windows On 9-11-01 1
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47 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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48 His Lowness Jason Ii The Turd 1
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49 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 2
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50 I Do Recall Firestone Tires 1
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51 I Don’t Recall 1
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52 I Hate The Thought Of Hate Crimes 1
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53 I Saw Her Again Or Californi(Cation) Dreamin’ Or Go Where You Wanna Go Or Dream A Little Dream Of Me 2
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54 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 2
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55 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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56 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 1
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57 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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58 It’s Mccain Versus Obama Time! 1
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59 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 5
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60 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 1
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61 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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62 Judas Iscariot Relived 1
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63 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 2
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64 Lenins And Putins And Stalins, Oh My! 2
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65 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 4
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66 Little Boy Lost 2
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67 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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68 Lust In Space 1
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69 Martians Have To Have Beano 1
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70 Missiles, Satellites, And Hydrazine, Oh Spy 1
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71 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 1
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72 Never Neverland 1
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73 Neverland Has Finally Come Home 1
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74 No Love In This Match 1
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75 Oh, Let Me Be, Your Teddy Bear! 1
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76 Old Oil Never Dies, It Only Fades Away 1
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77 Padre Pio (Not One Of San Diego Padres) 1
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78 Pawn Shop 1
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79 Peterson 3
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80 Rats Got My Kid 1
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81 Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 1
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82 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 1
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83 Slim Fast Die(T) Or Jared’s Subway Die(T) 2
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84 Syntax Of Sin Tax 1
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85 That Wasn’t Judge Judy! 1
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86 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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87 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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88 Third Episode Of: Masterminds Need Not Apply 1
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89 Tko Or Was It A Draw 1
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90 Tombstone Territory 1
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91 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 1
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92 Water Erodes 1
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93 What A Shocker! 1
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94 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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95 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 1
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96 White People 1
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97 Who Da Baby Daddy? 1
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98 Who Gives A Hoot(Ers) 1
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99 Who Let The Dogs Out, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1
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