Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Jun 8, 2009 Thursday

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1 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 3
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2 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 6
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3 A Baker's Dozen Plus 1 2
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4 A Brand New Key 1
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5 A Dead Hand 1
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6 A Do-Over Again? 1
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7 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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8 A Penny For Your Thoughts 1
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9 Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 3
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10 Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 1
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11 Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 1
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12 Chief Wahoo No Go 2
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13 Chili Con Carne Anyone? 1
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14 Christ Almighty! 1
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15 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 1
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16 Crackheads Heads Up 1
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17 Csi Mcdonald Land Or A Game Of “clue” (In The Background Is Music By The Who And Who Was Hated By A Dettloff Named Sue 1
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18 Devo De-Evolving 1
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19 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 2
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20 Dumb And Dumber (And The Dumbest) 1
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21 Fema V (Federal Empowerment (Of) Machiavellian Attitudes) 1
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22 For The Towels Toils 3
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23 Gecko.Com 1
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24 Generally Butt Naked 1
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25 Gm’s Poletown Plant 2
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26 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 1
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27 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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28 Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. 1
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29 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 4
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30 Hair 10
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31 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 3
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32 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 1
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33 If It Walks, Acts, Cracks, Like Duck….. 1
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34 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 1
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35 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 4
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36 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 1
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37 Janet Jackson’s View Of Marriage, Its Just Tits 2
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38 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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39 Jimmy The Geek (An Observation About Jimmy Swaggart) 1
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40 Jungle Juice In Our Tap Water 7
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41 Killing Private Ronald Gray 1
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42 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 1
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43 Leader Of The Band 1
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44 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 7
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45 Made In China 1
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46 Malcolm (X) In The Middle (Dedicated To My Deceased Sister Patricia) 5
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47 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 1
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48 Million Dollar Candy Bar 1
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49 Movin’ On Up To The East Side 2
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50 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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51 Nutri-System And Jenny Craig Are For The Birds 1
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52 Oh Oh Rios! 1
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53 Oy Vay Maria 1
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54 Paterson Made History 1
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55 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 2
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56 Runaround Duke Or Duke, Duke, Duke Of Earl 1
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57 Santa The Knife 1
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58 Sesame Street Gone To Da Hood 1
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59 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 1
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60 The Blunderful World Of Disney! 1
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61 The Fox And The Hound 3
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62 The Lyin’ King Or There Goes The Judge, There Goes The Judge 1
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63 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 1
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64 The Usa Made In China 1
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65 The Wizard Of Odd Aka Toto, I Don’t Think We Are In Kansas Anymore 1
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66 Three Strikes And You’re……. In For Some More 1
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67 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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68 Top Of The World (Dedicated To Sir Edmund Hillary) 3
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69 What Did Dela Wear? 1
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70 What Watergate? What 18 ½ Minutes Of Silent Tape? What Pardon? 7
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71 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 1
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72 White People 2
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Average 1.9 0.0
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