Joe Rosochacki

Freshman - 542 Points

poet Joe Rosochacki

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Hits of May 9, 2009 Saturday

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1 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 2
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2 “nuts” 2
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3 A Dead Hand 1
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4 A Do-Over Again? 1
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5 A Guiding Light Is No More 2
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6 A Penny For Your Thoughts 3
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7 A Record Breaking No Deal 1
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8 A Royal Flush! 2
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9 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 2
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10 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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11 America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left 1
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12 Bearly A Cereal Killer 1
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13 Bee-Atch Is Back 1
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14 Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 6
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15 Black Friday Ii 1
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16 Blackwater 3
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17 Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 1
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18 Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 1
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19 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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20 Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 1
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21 Checkmate Bobby Fischer 1
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22 Christmas 2007 1
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23 Conocophilips 1
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24 Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl 2
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25 Do Tell Mattel 5
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26 Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages 5
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27 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 3
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28 Dr. Death Is Running For Congress 1
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29 Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail 1
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30 Feel Like A Natural Woman? 4
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31 For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii 1
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32 For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar 2
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33 Ford Has A Better Idea 4
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34 Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us) 1
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35 Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name? 1
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36 Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father? 1
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37 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 2
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38 I Don’t Recall 2
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39 I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa 1
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40 I'D Like To Humpyou 2
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41 I'Ll Keep An Eye For You 1
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42 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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43 Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land? 2
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44 Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto) 2
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45 It Was Mayhem In Jerusalem 1
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46 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 1
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47 It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath 1
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48 It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World 1
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49 It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking) 1
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50 Ivory Snow Soap 1
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51 Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care 1
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52 Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On 4
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53 Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy) 1
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54 Look Mom, I Won The Lotto! 1
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55 Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny 1
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56 Made In China 1
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57 Martians Have To Have Beano 1
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58 Message In A Bottle 5
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59 Morgellons 1
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60 Morton 1
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61 Nature In Hd 1
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62 Obama Knows Wright From Wrong 2
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63 Ode To Tmz 2
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64 One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt! 1
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65 Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt 2
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66 Oy Vay Maria 2
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67 Paterson Made History 2
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68 Peterson 1
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69 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 2
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70 Price For Freedom 1
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71 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 3
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72 Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again 1
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73 Read, Red Wine 2
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74 Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 1
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75 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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76 Soy Says You 2
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77 Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile 4
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78 Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills 1
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79 That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head 1
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80 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 3
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81 The Dh Grandama Obama 1
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82 The Euology Of Viewmaster 3
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83 The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne 1
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84 The Stepford Wives Geisha Style 1
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85 The Top 2
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86 Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My! 1
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87 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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88 Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore 1
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89 Tko Or Was It A Draw 3
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90 Trinidad 1
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91 Virginia Is No Place For Virgins 1
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92 We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over 2
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93 Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart 1
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94 What’s It All About Alfie? 1
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95 What’s The Point Of B & S? 1
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96 What's Up With Cialis And Viagra? 2
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97 Who Needs Dino Anyway? 1
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98 Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 2
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99 Who’s Stallin’ Now? 1
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100 Why Turn An Xy To A Yy? 1
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101 Wrinkle Free For Life(Less) 1
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102 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 2
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103 You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite 1
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104 You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man 1
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105 You'Re Deep Cow Urine 3
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106 You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space 1
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