1
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"Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May.
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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2
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“nuts”
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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3
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A Dead Hand
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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4
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A Do-Over Again?
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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5
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A Guiding Light Is No More
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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6
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
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3
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50%
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0
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0%
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7
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A Record Breaking No Deal
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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8
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A Royal Flush!
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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9
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A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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10
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Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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11
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America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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12
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Bearly A Cereal Killer
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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13
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Bee-Atch Is Back
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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14
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Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health
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6
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100%
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0
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0%
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15
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Black Friday Ii
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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16
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Blackwater
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3
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50%
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0
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0%
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17
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Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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18
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Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka?
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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19
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Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig?
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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20
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Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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21
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Checkmate Bobby Fischer
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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22
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Christmas 2007
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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23
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Conocophilips
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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24
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Detroit Lions Are Headed For The Super-Bowl
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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25
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Do Tell Mattel
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5
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83%
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0
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0%
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26
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Do You Want Jelly Or Jam On Your Toast For Barackfast? Aka Barack Of Ages
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5
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83%
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0
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0%
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27
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Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart
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3
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50%
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0
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0%
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28
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Dr. Death Is Running For Congress
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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29
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Dr. Kildare Me? Aka Dr. Kevorkian Cocktail
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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30
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Feel Like A Natural Woman?
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4
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66%
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0
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0%
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31
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For I Don’t Give A Damn About A Green Back Dollar Ii
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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32
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For I Don’t Give A Damn About Green Back Dollar
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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33
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Ford Has A Better Idea
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4
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66%
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0
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0%
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34
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Go Fish! (An Observation About The Automobile Bailouts In The Us)
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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35
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Halo, Halo Won’t Tell Me Your Name?
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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36
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Hell Hath No Fury Like A 73 Year Old Woman Was This Man Smilin’ Bob Father?
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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37
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Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More)
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
38
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I Don’t Recall
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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39
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I’ll Be Home For……. Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, Winter Break, The Islamic Holy Day Eid Al-Adha, First Day Of Winter And Kwanzaa
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
40
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I'D Like To Humpyou
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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41
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I'Ll Keep An Eye For You
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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42
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In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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43
|
Is Dothan, Alabama The Promised Land?
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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44
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Islamabad (Dedicated To The Memory Of Benazir Bhutto)
|
2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
45
|
It Was Mayhem In Jerusalem
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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46
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It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
47
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It’s A Bear Market Out There Bear Stearns' Subprime Bath
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
48
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It's A Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) , Mad(Off) World
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
49
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It's A Zoo Out There (Economically Speaking)
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
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50
|
Ivory Snow Soap
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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51
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Jiffy Pop Popcorn And I Don'T Care
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
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52
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Lay Around The Shanty Momma And Put A Good Buzz On
|
4
|
66%
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0
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0%
|
53
|
Lonesome Loser (In The Style Of A Shakespearean Tragedy)
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
54
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Look Mom, I Won The Lotto!
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
55
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Look Up Into The Sky, It’s A Bird, It’s A Plate, It’s Super Granny
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
56
|
Made In China
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
57
|
Martians Have To Have Beano
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
58
|
Message In A Bottle
|
5
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83%
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0
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0%
|
59
|
Morgellons
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
60
|
Morton
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
61
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Nature In Hd
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
62
|
Obama Knows Wright From Wrong
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
63
|
Ode To Tmz
|
2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
64
|
One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingings, Three Ringy Dingings, Four-Oh Shazbutt!
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
65
|
Ouch! That’s Gotta’ Hurt
|
2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
66
|
Oy Vay Maria
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
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67
|
Paterson Made History
|
2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
68
|
Peterson
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
69
|
Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say?
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
70
|
Price For Freedom
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
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71
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R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons
|
3
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50%
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0
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0%
|
72
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Rats, (Gold) Foiled Again
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1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
73
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Read, Red Wine
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
74
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Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
75
|
S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome)
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
76
|
Soy Says You
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2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
77
|
Spirit Of St. Louis, Seig Hile
|
4
|
66%
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0
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0%
|
78
|
Thar Is Gold In Dem Der Butts -Hills
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
79
|
That’s What You Needed Is Another Hole In Your Head
|
1
|
16%
|
0
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0%
|
80
|
The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song)
|
3
|
50%
|
0
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0%
|
81
|
The Dh Grandama Obama
|
1
|
16%
|
0
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0%
|
82
|
The Euology Of Viewmaster
|
3
|
50%
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0
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0%
|
83
|
The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne
|
1
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16%
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0
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0%
|
84
|
The Stepford Wives Geisha Style
|
1
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16%
|
0
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0%
|
85
|
The Top
|
2
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33%
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0
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0%
|
86
|
Therapy, Tragedy And Killers, Oh My!
|
1
|
16%
|
0
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0%
|
87
|
Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part
|
1
|
16%
|
0
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0%
|
88
|
Tito, I Don'T Think That We Are In Yugoslavia Anymore
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
89
|
Tko Or Was It A Draw
|
3
|
50%
|
0
|
0%
|
90
|
Trinidad
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
91
|
Virginia Is No Place For Virgins
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
92
|
We Still Have A Two Minute Warning Aka The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet Aka It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over
|
2
|
33%
|
0
|
0%
|
93
|
Well Hello Mary Jo, Goodbye Heart
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
94
|
What’s It All About Alfie?
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
95
|
What’s The Point Of B & S?
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
96
|
What's Up With Cialis And Viagra?
|
2
|
33%
|
0
|
0%
|
97
|
Who Needs Dino Anyway?
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
98
|
Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?
|
2
|
33%
|
0
|
0%
|
99
|
Who’s Stallin’ Now?
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
100
|
Why Turn An Xy To A Yy?
|
1
|
16%
|
0
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0%
|
101
|
Wrinkle Free For Life(Less)
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
102
|
Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum
|
2
|
33%
|
0
|
0%
|
103
|
You Can Take For Granite Aka The Daily Granite
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
104
|
You Can Take The Man Out Of Sharia Law Land, But You Can Never Take Sharia Law Out Of A Man
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|
105
|
You'Re Deep Cow Urine
|
3
|
50%
|
0
|
0%
|
106
|
You'Re In (Urine In) Deep Space
|
1
|
16%
|
0
|
0%
|