Joe Rosochacki


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Hits of Sep 1, 2009 Friday

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1 Hair 14
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2 Imelda Marcos Doesn’t Compare To This Red Hair Vixen 6
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3 Lil’ Wayne And His Views On Marriage And Education 6
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4 A Guiding Light Is No More 5
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5 "Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May. 4
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6 Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 4
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7 Check’s In The Mail (Not Yet) 3
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8 Cofucious Say “beauty Pageants May Show Bikinis, Not Show Brains” 3
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9 It’s 3 A.M., (Wednesday Morning) The Phone Is Ringing 3
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10 It’s Raining Cats And Dogs (There Are Poodles, - Puddles Everywhere) 3
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11 See Ya’ Later Alligator 3
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12 What Did Dela Wear? 3
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13 $$$$$creflo Dollar Store$$$$$ (Not Quite An Acronym For Cre(Ating) (The) Flo(W) (Of) Dollar(S) (His Real Name Is Michael Smith) 2
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14 A Penny For Your Thoughts 2
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15 Blue On Blue 2
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16 Boeing, Boeing Gone 2
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17 Giraffe’s ‘r’ Us 2
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18 I’m Leaving On A Jet Plane Or Jet Airliner By Steve Miller Or New York, New York 2
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19 Oh Iphone, Oh Iphone, Where Art Thou Iphone? 2
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20 Pentecostalism Could Be A Death Sentence 2
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21 Silence Is Golden (Silence Is Golden, But My Eyes Still See Silence Is Golden, Golden, But My Eyes Still See) 2
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22 Something Smells Fishy In Denmark 2
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23 Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye Toot Toot Tootsie Don'T Cry) 2
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24 Unrest In The Kingdom Of London Dairy? (Sung God Save The Queen Or My Country Tis Of Thee) 2
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25 Upton's Response, An American Public Education Reminder 2
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26 (if) I Did It 1
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27 3 (A Not So Poem About The Number Three But Its Intregration In Society) 1
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28 A Dead Hand 1
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29 A Do-Over Again? 1
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30 A Great Greek Tragedy 1
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31 A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper 1
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32 Abercrombie & Fitch 1
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33 Aetna You'Re A Pain In The Ass 1
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34 All Hallows Evening 1
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35 Banking On Getting A New Mattress? 1
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36 Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 1
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37 Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 1
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38 Bp 1
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39 Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 1
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40 Checkmate Bobby Fischer 1
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41 Cheetah’s Has Gone Donkey? 1
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42 Citation For Life? 1
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43 Corn Cobs, Berlitz Books And Cigar Wrappers, Oh My! Or Please Squeeze The Charmin! 1
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44 Devo De-Evolving 1
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45 Dinoland Aka Federal Correction Institution, Edgefield, South Carolina Or What You Say The Earth Is Round? 1
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46 Don’t Ask, Do Tell At Wal-Mart 1
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47 Go Green, Soylent Green 1
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48 Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! 1
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49 Green Alligators And Long Neck Geese 1
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50 Hail Mary Full Of Whaaaat? 1
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51 Hang Down Your Head Kelly Tilghman 1
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52 Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, Here Comes The Bride, There Goes The Bride, (Repeat 21 Times More) 1
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53 Hey There Barbie Girl! 1
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54 Hey, Hey, We’re The Monkees Aka Get That Monkey Of My Back 1
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55 Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! 1
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56 I Just Want To Be Your Teddy Bear 1
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57 I’ll Take A Super-Size 1
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58 I’m Henry The Eighth I Am, I Am 1
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59 In Heaven There Is No Beer, That’s Why We Drink It Here 1
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60 It’s A Croc Of Sh__(Oe) 1
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61 It's A Balmier Day In The Neighborhood (Sung To The Theme Of 'Mr. Rogers Nieghborhood') 1
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62 Made In China 1
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63 Mastercard And Visa Are (In) The House 1
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64 Message In A Bottle 1
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65 Now We Don Our Kiwi Non-Apparel 1
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66 Nurse Betty, No, Not The Movie However It Is Fictional 1
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67 Ode To Tmz 1
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68 Oy Vay Maria 1
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69 Poppies, Gas Warfare And The Green Fields Of France 1
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70 Pretty In Pink? What Would The Tudor Family Say? 1
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71 R C M P Or Royal Canadian Murderous Pantechnicons 1
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72 Religious Right Is Not Necessarily Right For Mccain 1
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73 Ri(T) Chie Ass Son Of A Bee-Atches, Bee-Atches, Peeping Tom(Cat) S And Vixens 1
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74 S P Q R (Senatus Populsque Roma) , ((The) Senate And The People Of Rome) 1
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75 Santa The Knife 1
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76 Ted’s And Pat’s Birthday-On The Fourth Of July 1
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77 The Ballad Of Zeb Ben Richer (Sung To The Bevery Hillbillie’s Theme Song) 1
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78 The Number You Have Dialed Is Not A Working Number, Please Check Your Number And Die(L) Again 1
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79 The Twelve Days Of Election Day (Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas) 1
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80 Tightends Anyone? 1
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81 Till Death (Or Transplanted Kidney) Do Us Part 1
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82 Tko Or Was It A Draw 1
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83 What About Poor Ruth? 1
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84 Yo, Ho, Ho And A Bottle Of Starr Rum 1
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Total 142 0
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