John W. McEwers

Veteran Poet - 1,178 Points (6/20/1980 / Nova Scotia, Halifax)

John W. McEwers Poems

361. Travesty At The Movie Theater 2/4/2012
362. Trumpets At The Gates Of Best Buy 4/2/2016
363. Tuba 2/3/2012
364. Turtleneck Aa And Awareness Of Love 2/16/2012
365. Turtles 4/13/2010
366. Victorious! 2/3/2012
367. Want More Hair? 2/1/2012
368. Want More Money? 3/10/2013
369. We Ran, But Never Got Far 4/12/2010
370. Weatherman 2/5/2012
371. Wedding Day At The Circus Tent 3/9/2012
372. Welcome To The Place Where It All Happens 3/10/2013
373. What I Meant To Say When I Said 8/29/2015
374. What If I? 4/12/2010
375. When Is Never? 4/12/2010
376. When Love Strikes The Unlucky Rich 2/1/2012
377. When The Wonder Is Too Much 4/12/2010
378. Whenever I'M Down 4/12/2010
379. Where There Once Was A Woman, A Statue Stands 4/12/2010
380. Where There's Smoke, There's Failure 2/22/2012
381. White Pants, Inverted 4/13/2010
382. Whole Wheat Cracker 2/1/2012
383. Who's That On My Lawn? 4/18/2013
384. Why Don'T You Offer Some Love? 3/10/2013
385. Wiley Coyote Should Have Won 4/2/2016
386. Wingdings 3/3/2013
387. Wistful Winter Wishing For A Cabin 2/3/2012
388. Witchcraft Tells The Tale Too Well 2/3/2012
389. Work-A-Day 4/12/2010
390. Worm Food 2/1/2012
391. Write My Life 4/13/2010
392. You Aren'T Foolin' Me, Mister 8/29/2015
393. You Cut Me Off - Love Lost Forever 2/3/2012
394. You Take My Money And Buy Her Shoes 4/13/2010
395. Your Intrigue In Me 2/16/2012
396. Your Love Is Due 4/13/2010
397. Your Love Is Remembered 2/4/2012
398. You'Re My Flightless Dovey Hero 2/4/2012
399. Yucky Yuck 3/1/2014
400. Zoology 2/22/2012

Comments about John W. McEwers

  • Beth Johnson (2/17/2012 12:32:00 PM)

    interesting and amusing liked the part of the heart being wrapped up.Well done! beth

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  • Beth Johnson (2/17/2012 12:28:00 PM)

    amusing and provocative.Applebees haha! Loved it! beth

  • Beth Johnson (2/17/2012 12:23:00 PM)

    Hi John,
    I like this one.It was amusing dining out and comparing your wife to a pasta dish.Very fun and creative, Well done! beth

Best Poem of John W. McEwers


Mammals lay no eggs outside of their bodies because they lay them inside of their bodies.
Marsupials carry babies around in sacks like babies are groceries from the corner carry-out.
Fish passively lay eggs in giant areas so that just about anything that wants to can attempt to germinate.
Birds make nests.
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Snakes leave their skin on the ground because they are comfortable without it.
Trees leave leafs to die around them to fertilize.
Sheep need their wool to be taken from them or else they'll get too hot.
Sharks have too many teeth to ...

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Love Poem

Love is stinking bug that squishes in your sock when you didn’t know it was in there but you had the suspicion cause you left your socks outside the tent when you went camping somewhere pretty one night last week and you didn’t put them back on cause you brought your sandals but now you put them on after not washing them and that stinking bug was i

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